All categories - 27 November 2007

2007-11-27 18:58:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anand H 1 in Law & Ethics

Little Johnny wakes up one morning & wants to go downstairs to get some breakfast. As he walks past his parents' bedroom door, he hears a slapping sound.

Curious, he opens the door only to see his mom bent over the bed and his dad pounding her furiously from behind. His dad looks over at Johnny and gives him a wink and a smile.

Confused, Johnny runs down the stairs.

When mom & dad finish their business, it occurs to dad that little Johnny saw something that might be potentially traumatic for the young fellow. Now concerned, he goes downstairs to discuss the issue with Johnny.

Upon seeing dad entering the kitchen, Johnny grabs grandma, pushes her over the counter and starts frantically dry-humping her.

Mortified, dad yells "Johnny, what the hell are you doing???"

Johnny looks over at dad angrily & says: "Not so darn funny when it's your mom, is it?"

2007-11-27 18:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What are the pros and cons for each of these items?

2007-11-27 18:57:51 · 8 answers · asked by Dana G 2 in Snowboarding

2007-11-27 18:57:46 · 46 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 18:57:40 · 8 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so I've missed two days of school, and I honestly don't feel well. I feel really weak, I get spells of nausea and dizzyness, my throat hurts and is dry, and I occasionally have coughing fits.

She thinks I'll be really stressed out if I miss another day of school since this is a busy time of year, but I don't think I should go to school tomorrow.

I'm only on the computer so I can figure out if I should tell her I seriously shouldn't go or if I should just try and make it through the week.

Help!

2007-11-27 18:57:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

He has a personality that always like to put himself first in conversations like they know more than you. Even when he asks for help. This neighbor is really driving me crazy. How have others dealt with people, like this- peticularly living in a strata. I like to be diplomatic, and he seems to exploit me, I feel like crossing the line. I might of already crossed it with some comments. Somebody please help, I am going mad.
Thanks
Steve

2007-11-27 18:57:03 · 4 answers · asked by Steve W (dadeeee007) 1 in Friends

2007-11-27 18:56:48 · 2 answers · asked by jeron p 1 in Weather

I'm talking about H.R. 1955: Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. It's also known as the thoughtcrime bill. Please look it up, it's horrifying. They can prosecute you for being anything from being a quaker and not saluting the flag at school to writing letters to your governer to belonging to a small non-profit animal rights group, to posting something on the internet. It's in direct violation of our 14th amendment and our 1st amendment. Since we all get no say in this(it just got passed over to the senate HR passed it 404 to 6), what can a citizen do? only six of our elected officials said no!!!!!!!

2007-11-27 18:56:22 · 5 answers · asked by onepennyshort 1 in Law & Ethics

If you woke up next to me

2007-11-27 18:56:17 · 17 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 18:56:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 18:56:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For instance, when you're answering at the same time, and theirs gets posted first, or you just don't look at the other answers first.

2007-11-27 18:54:56 · 23 answers · asked by Jenn 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which celebrity has done the most outrageous things in their life?

My guess is Courtney Love. Britney Spears is going to end up just like her hahaha!

2007-11-27 18:54:44 · 18 answers · asked by crazylatinoguy 3 in Celebrities

Take advantage of the time you live in. The Bible is not contraband anymore, the Catholics are not burning them at the moment, and you can find a translation in your langauge. So study the most printed book in human history.

Whether you belive the Bible or not in the end, at least learn for yourself what it says. Think about it. Yeah, even go out on a limb and pray to the Power above to give you Wisdom and show you that He exists.

2007-11-27 18:54:28 · 21 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Religion & Spirituality

can anyone give me a link where i can watch an old television ad? it featured collingwood fc - in the commercial, they were advertising sunsilk. it showed chris tarrant's locker that had a bottle sunsilk, then one of the other players called him a pretty boy and he laughed and shut his locker door which caused all the other lockers to open. all the players had sunsilk shampoo in their lockers. any info would be great :)

2007-11-27 18:54:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Australian Rules

I have to solve the following limiting reagent question using two different methods and am stuck! I think I can use gram to mole conversation and dimensional analysis? I am new to this stuff so any help most appreciated.
CaO + H2O -> Ca(OH)2
find out how much calcium hydroxide will be produced when 10.00 g of calcium oxide reacts with 3.00 g of water.

2007-11-27 18:53:53 · 2 answers · asked by Gideon 1 in Chemistry

I went out with this guy in high school for nearly 3 years. I broke up with him for various reasons but it really was kind of an unclear break up since i was going through some changes and i really felt like it was just time to end that "good thing",as they may say. Anyways, after the break up we tried to be friends but i had this other boyfriend that made things complicated. And to make it worst, i got pregnant with the other boyfriend and had a kis but now we arn't together....to make a long story short there. so now its been over 2 years since i've talked or even herd from the first boyfriend and he finds me on myspace.com a few days ago and sends just a friendly "hi, how are you?" kind of message. should i start up a friendship again or will it just be akward? i sent a short and sweet message back but i'm kind of confused. I really broke hi heart and i felt guilty about it for a long time. how should i handle this?...........p.s. this guy was my first everything.

2007-11-27 18:53:41 · 5 answers · asked by Y Y 1 in Singles & Dating

...for the rest of your life?

2007-11-27 18:53:28 · 31 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 18:53:24 · 13 answers · asked by i_latortue 2 in Religion & Spirituality

so i've been on loestrin for about 5 months now and never had any spotting or anything.. in fact i've been very happy with this pill.. however just this past week i had some spotting that was pretty heavy and it lasted for about 5 days. i'm in the middle of my pack and have never had this happen before with this medication. i was wondering if this was normal, what caused it and if there might be a possibility that i am pregnant? i haven't missed any pills so i'm really not sure what's going on. help?

2007-11-27 18:52:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-11-27 18:52:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

2007-11-27 18:51:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in First Aid

2007-11-27 18:51:57 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Movies

2007-11-27 18:51:51 · 9 answers · asked by snickelfritz 4 in Cooking & Recipes

He was surrounded by Cathri (good men) preachers and was influenced by our small bibles in the vernacular. He liked us much that in 1525 he offered our belivers a protection from persecution by the Catholic Church if we would join him.

What made the difference in his life was the careful study of the Bible. His knowledge of the New Testament changed him fundamentally. The change was so great that it caused him to reject his roots in the Catholic Church as being satanic.

Have you studied the Bible in depth over a long period of time, while praying for God to give you wisdom? Do it and it will change your life.

2007-11-27 18:51:48 · 19 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Religion & Spirituality

"entitlements"?

2007-11-27 18:51:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Thoughts please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-27 18:50:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

i smell somebody pizza

2007-11-27 18:50:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys