Little Johnny wakes up one morning & wants to go downstairs to get some breakfast. As he walks past his parents' bedroom door, he hears a slapping sound.
Curious, he opens the door only to see his mom bent over the bed and his dad pounding her furiously from behind. His dad looks over at Johnny and gives him a wink and a smile.
Confused, Johnny runs down the stairs.
When mom & dad finish their business, it occurs to dad that little Johnny saw something that might be potentially traumatic for the young fellow. Now concerned, he goes downstairs to discuss the issue with Johnny.
Upon seeing dad entering the kitchen, Johnny grabs grandma, pushes her over the counter and starts frantically dry-humping her.
Mortified, dad yells "Johnny, what the hell are you doing???"
Johnny looks over at dad angrily & says: "Not so darn funny when it's your mom, is it?"
2007-11-27 18:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You Rock dear (as usual)
2007-11-27 20:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by pearly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehe... Little Johnny is a splash Horn canine... he's soooo lovable besides.. enjoyed this one young little ones will say, "The Darnest issues and escape with it".. shop them coming My pal.. Lol a chum, poppy1
2016-09-30 06:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by nason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what made laugh the most was the image of johnny doing grandma (whichi is pretty sick) hahahahaha. here's your star!
2007-11-27 19:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lill jhonny
2007-11-27 19:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao i love lil johnny jokes
2007-11-27 20:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a right question ever asked
2007-11-27 19:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-11-28 04:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by drdennie2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I will pass it to my co-workers.
2007-11-28 13:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH my God!! I laughed so hard my co workers just had to read it too!!! Everyone here is rolling on the floor!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-11-28 12:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,star,10/10,hilarious.
2007-11-27 19:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋