All categories - 4 November 2007

2007-11-04 21:25:29 · 41 answers · asked by OhWell (Kiss my cute furry feet) 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 21:25:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I kept hearing this odd scratching noise in my bathroom. I cut the light on and pulled my shower curtain back and out ran a mouse! It scurried into my bedroom and now it's hiding. Any tips on how to catch it? It's really disgusting and freaking me out...eww :(

2007-11-04 21:23:49 · 6 answers · asked by ViVi 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

> > IN MY NEXT LIFE!
> >
> > I want to live my next life backwards:
> >
> > You start out dead and get that out of the way;
> >
> > Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day;
> >
> > Then you get kicked out for being too healthy;
> >
> > Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension;
> >
> > Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day;
> >
> > You work 40 years until you're too young to work;
> >
> > You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
> > promiscuous;
> >
> > Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
> > responsibilities;
> >
> > Then you become a baby, and then ... You spend your last 9 months floating
> > peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room
> > service on tap, and then ...
> >
> > You finish off as an Orgasm.
> >
> > I rest my case.

2007-11-04 21:22:28 · 9 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

my best friend she wants to try cutting my hair
she does not like them long and is getting the
clipper tonight to cut my hair
she is my best friend and wants to try
her haircutting skills on me
as she is not an hairdresser
she likes to cut hair
previously she gav me a good
short haircut brad pitt style
but now she wants to use clippers
and u no clippers cut hair very short
i said no to her for clippers but she insists
and my other friends also want to see that
clipper cut
what should i do to not let my friends go
should i get the short clipper cut or no

2007-11-04 21:22:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

I was planning a lecture but didn't know if it would hurt more because a) it has further to fall
or b) because infant heads are fragile.
So it just sounded like a moan. Too late now but can you help?

2007-11-04 21:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

2007-11-04 21:21:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Before were always on and off. She break me first then I go after her then she give me a chance. Then another incident I break her then she go after me again then I forgive her. I love her but there were several things sometimes I hate her also sometimes I dumb her then she break me again because according to her she was again hurt. I go after her again but she refused to come on with our relationship then it was a bad thing that I was really hurt because I love her so much. Now I realized that I was wrong and I accept it but she told me that it's too late to apologized. I want her to be with me again and I want to change right now because I really love her for now. Just an advice guys and I appreciate it. Also what should I do?

2007-11-04 21:21:09 · 3 answers · asked by tadzzzzz 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-11-04 21:20:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

July 08, 1961

2007-11-04 21:19:48 · 16 answers · asked by ANDREW B 2 in Country

2007-11-04 21:19:35 · 9 answers · asked by asd 1 in Geography

2007-11-04 21:19:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-11-04 21:18:19 · 8 answers · asked by Mike F 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

good and deserve gifts? I've been too busy to watch over everyone all the time. What kind of gift do you think you deserve?

2007-11-04 21:17:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sean Gannon

2007-11-04 21:17:46 · 11 answers · asked by ANDREW B 2 in Martial Arts

Both serious and creative answers are welcome!

2007-11-04 21:17:39 · 7 answers · asked by Christian 2 in Other - Science

And please don't say the back of my chair..... beyond that, ok?

2007-11-04 21:17:16 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

God Loves Blondes



A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to
pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lotto."


That night the blonde dreams she wins the lotto.
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
The next day she prays... "God, please let me
win the lotto! I've lost my business my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well."


Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in
order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and the blonde is confronted by the
voice of God Himself...



"Sweetheart,
work with Me on this...........
Buy a ticket."

2007-11-04 21:16:56 · 12 answers · asked by PC 7 in Jokes & Riddles

from where(site) i can get scary stories and ghost stories.....
thanks

2007-11-04 21:16:49 · 5 answers · asked by achu 2 in Books & Authors

2007-11-04 21:16:23 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 21:15:56 · 17 answers · asked by filipinogenius 2 in Men's Health

2007-11-04 21:15:44 · 16 answers · asked by Aaron G 1 in Insurance & Registration

2007-11-04 21:15:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-11-04 21:15:15 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a cool idea for a halloween costume, but I am afraid that it might be semi-illegal. I want to dress up as a SWAT team member decked out in all black, with the kevlar helmet, ballistic shield, and gas mask, etc. I will NOT have a weapon (real or fake, as I want to be able to wear this @ my college). Now if my vest says "police" on it is this considered impersonating a police officer?

2007-11-04 21:14:36 · 7 answers · asked by Justin 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-11-04 21:14:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I want to get a small, light gun for my wife. Something that she can carry in her purse. Just for self protection. Every gun I got her was 'too heavy'! Maybe something w/ 1 or 2 shots???? Any Suggestions???

2007-11-04 21:14:02 · 24 answers · asked by bobbovienzo@sbcglobal.net 3 in Hunting

Iam 100% Sure
U can not Define any of these simple Questions as wel to atleast 95% total accuracy like in DICTIONARY

With out seeing or with out mugging up from any where else

Now my question is
When u cant Define
Or Fully Describe such simple things
that u r in touch daily

How do u expect to Define or Describe
Spiritual Matters related to GOD
QURAN
BIBLE
HOLY SCRIPTURES

Only those who can answer my simple Questions
have right to
Speak about QURAN , BIBLE , or any other Big scriptures

What r ur comments
No intention of hurting any one

I respect u all ..........as it is people like u whho have taught lot to me in life

2007-11-04 21:13:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have got two small mischievous children,a dog and a cat . At the end of the day I'm dead tired.

2007-11-04 21:13:04 · 30 answers · asked by NotworthyofHislove 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-11-04 21:13:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in History