Is this the way to begin life?

Question

> > IN MY NEXT LIFE!
> >
> > I want to live my next life backwards:
> >
> > You start out dead and get that out of the way;
> >
> > Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day;
> >
> > Then you get kicked out for being too healthy;
> >
> > Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension;
> >
> > Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day;
> >
> > You work 40 years until you're too young to work;
> >
> > You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
> > promiscuous;
> >
> > Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
> > responsibilities;
> >
> > Then you become a baby, and then ... You spend your last 9 months floating
> > peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room
> > service on tap, and then ...
> >
> > You finish off as an Orgasm.
> >
> > I rest my case.

Answer 1

I guess the grass is always greener...

Think of it this way for the pessimist,

You get ripped out of the afterlife and sent back to Earth

You spend the next few years having others change you, feed you, like anyone elses beginning to life except that you're not cute, you're a burden...

You get pulled out of retirement and have to start working, the first women you ever have sex with being 60+ years old.

You get to work 40 years, for pay that goes down every year, your house gets smaller and smaller, your stuff is slowly taken away, your kids move back in with you and while your wife grows younger and younger and you grow to like her more and more, the moment at which you care for her most, she leaves you... In the end, you have to move back in with your parents.

Now you get to go to school, attending classes so that you can forget everything you already know... you finally have the time to drink, party and have all the time in the world, but your underage and your parents won't stop telling you what to do all the time...

Then you get sentenced to 9 months of solitary confinement before death row, where you cease to exist.

In the end, your last moment of life is that your mother has an orgasm.

Answer 2

stay is evil backwards, ahh hell clones stay tissue inseminated as Kyton reported, it purposes the question particularly is while people are human and not in basic terms the cells they are produced from, Charles Manson complained that the decide and jury of his path ate meat and for this reason the place as responsible of homicide as he grew to become into, whether authentic, the jury proved his element and the decide symbolically murdered him with the dying penalty, which he quite escaped from. Ethics is a question based on the herd of conformity, what habit is proper to the race is often based on whim. So basing it on my whim, clones are existence.

Answer 3

With apologies to George Carlin

Answer 4

Being human we would find a way to screw it up.

Answer 5

I would like to be part of it too.

where CAN I rest my case.LOL

Answer 6

Where do I sign up?

Answer 7

leme hava go

Answer 8

that is a wonderful life.

Answer 9

great!!