This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"
2007-11-04 21:21:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO !!!!!
* for you !!!! (would give 10 if I could)
2007-11-04 21:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty mean but down right hilarious! I am still cracking up at it. I was seriously rolling on the floor laughing, so I gave your question a star. Too bad you don't get points if you get a star. Do you?
2007-11-04 21:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but what cow would want to do it with the same bull every day?
2007-11-04 21:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Marijo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I just gave you your star,that joke was fantastic.I wrote it down to tell the girls at work,this one will make their day.Thanks for starting my day off laughing.
2007-11-04 23:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
out of five stars i would rate 4 stars.
2007-11-04 21:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by joe hardy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a rude husband =p
lo0o0lz
2007-11-04 22:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not answer if funny! OK a star for u!
2007-11-04 23:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tacky but funny!
2007-11-04 22:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-05 02:20:56 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw that coming, but loved it anyway.
2007-11-05 02:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-04 21:23:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋