God Loves Blondes
A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to
pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lotto."
That night the blonde dreams she wins the lotto.
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
The next day she prays... "God, please let me
win the lotto! I've lost my business my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in
order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and the blonde is confronted by the
voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart,
work with Me on this...........
Buy a ticket."
2007-11-04 21:16:56 · 12 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now remember folks, this is a joke
2007-11-04 21:23:50 · update #1
zzz... haha... reminds me of jessica simpson... hmmm... beer... zzz...
2007-11-04 23:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by jongbong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew what the punch line would be. Never heard the joke before but blonde jokes are kind of predictable. But it is true, you can't win the lottery without buying a ticket.
2007-11-04 21:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Marijo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God certainly loves blondes because when they are in deep trouble and even forget to buy a lottery ticket, HE reminds them of buying a lottery ticket when the blondes forget to buy even a single ticket and pray for one million pounds.
2007-11-04 21:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA! You are a very funny man. I am starring this question, keep up the big and funny jokes and you might just one day be the best comedian in thw world.
2007-11-04 21:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God loves all his children, and most blondes I have known were children at heart.
2007-11-05 01:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD is a very patient man.
Good one
2007-11-04 21:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10 and *.excellent.
2007-11-04 21:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, lol
2007-11-04 21:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by remy2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol
nice one
2007-11-04 21:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-11-05 01:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋