2007-10-26 22:04:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops
What ever scenarios you may have, this can happen correct?
--im not some random 13y girl, i know how sex works alrighty.
2007-10-26 22:04:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy
George W Bush, Dick Cheny and Bush's mama, Barbara, are having a holiday at the North Pole. George W weighs ... Well, we know how light he is. Cheny weighs so much, and Miss Barabara, well, we won't mention a lady's weight. One day, the three of them are having a trip on a sleigh.
Suddenly, they see a polar bear behind them. Quickly, they throw out all the luggage behind them, but this doesn't help: the bear comes closer.
They realise that one of the three will have to sacrifice himself or herself so that the two others will be able to escape.
"You should do it", George W. says to Cheny, "The bear will need more time to eat you then to eat me. We can't expect Mama, here, to fight the bear."
"I guess you're right", Cheny says. As he jumps out of the sleigh, he shouts, "For the G-O-P!", and gets killed by the bear.
"Thank God for my brains", George W. says, smirks. But, the bear reopens the chase.
"Now it's your time, mama", George W. says. "Your weight is bigger than mine and a good mama sacrifices herself for her childern."
"George!" G. W's mama says.
G.W. stands his ground, rather stares back, coolly, and very hard.
His mama shakes every hair of her white head, the color that George W. told us he put there. "I guess you're right", she says, and she also jumps out and gets killed.
"Thank God for my brains", George W. giggles.
But still the bear won't stop hunting the sleigh. George W. really gets mad, and he shouts out : "You stupid animal!! Just wait a minute!! I'll take my gun and I'll blow you to pieces!!"
2007-10-26 22:03:11 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles
West Virginia, USA here
2007-10-26 22:02:53 · 37 answers · asked by i♥holio 5 in Polls & Surveys
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the passenger's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator all brust into laughter. "He's George W Bush!" they laughed. "He doesn't have any brains!"
2007-10-26 22:02:42 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles
Everyone gets purrs for their dreams tonight. I finally got a new pic taken tonight....Sorry, for the delay, I just didn't have any others before.
2007-10-26 22:02:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy
I'm a really nice person and have so much to offer to a friend .. but i don't seem to have many.
i don't look weird or anything (well not really lol) and i am caring and always help people but i only have like 4 friends and they arn't friends with each other so i cant hang out with all of them.
Are some people just not friend material?
2007-10-26 22:02:07 · 8 answers · asked by Louise 3 in Friends
2007-10-26 22:01:27 · 1 answers · asked by nickflea 1 in Investing
I grew up in the christian church. My mother and father believe and honestly so do I. I am 22 now and when i was 16 I came to that fork in the road and went the wrong way. I became an alcoholic, a cocaine addict, have used many other drugs. I am sad and miserable but in the past still continued my destructive ways. In the past year i have slowly been coming to terms that my life is not right. I am a Junior in college, and have been diagnosed Bipolar. This has changed me. I knocked off the drugs and am clean, I am trying so hard to stay away from alcohol. I want to return to church and listen to the word of god but I am scared he won't come back into my heart? Do you think its too late? Will god forgive me for my past?
2007-10-26 22:01:03 · 25 answers · asked by Zip8731 3 in Religion & Spirituality
I have tell a lie to my friend but that is a mistake is he will bleam me or he will forgive me
2007-10-26 22:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Paramita 2 in Friends
2007-10-26 22:00:31 · 2 answers · asked by ed e 1 in Physics
2007-10-26 22:00:24 · 22 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-26 22:00:18 · 2 answers · asked by Kauma 1 in Other - Home & Garden
My Gerber Daisy plant is planted in a deep planter but above ground. In the NW, it's getting cold at night, and it still has flowers, and new flowers coming in. Is there anything special I need to do to protect the plant during autumn/winter months?
Thank you for all the answers!
2007-10-26 22:00:02 · 2 answers · asked by SAK 6 in Garden & Landscape
I own an ASUS D1 series portable computer. Just recently the LCD screen suddenly turns off and no hard disk activity is present as if my unit freezes. The power is still on though and the processor fan still running. It's not because of the power settings... I already checked that. When I reset the unit everything becomes fine but after certain minutes my unit freezes again, LCD turns blank, and my unit becomes unresponsive. I've tried reseting multiple times but after 3, 4, 6 minutes it happens again. It's also not a virus. Can someone help me with this?
2007-10-26 21:59:08 · 5 answers · asked by LG Kaks 2 in Laptops & Notebooks
I asked for the address to go pick it up and i get more excuses. I have my reciepts and pictures of my paintings. The gallery address in taos new mexico is no more. indian hills inn said prueitt moved out but left no forwarding address. how do I get my paintings back from another state?
2007-10-26 21:59:06 · 3 answers · asked by S Leigh Barrett 1 in Painting
2007-10-26 21:58:47 · 19 answers · asked by Mimza 3 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-10-26 21:58:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt
If they have emailed you at least 8 times before, after you have writen to them and now they haven't responded to you in a month or longer, what do you think is up? i kept my emails short and causal but he still hasn't responded. Should i ignore him?
2007-10-26 21:58:34 · 4 answers · asked by noone 2 in Singles & Dating
2007-10-26 21:58:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
A perpetuum mobile is defined as a machine that is providing mecanical energy whithout an external energy suply.
2007-10-26 21:58:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics
Many historians including Vegetius, Gibbon and A. Ferril have theorized that a great factor in the demise of the Roman Empire was the "barbarisation" of its armies, meaning the outsourcing of the military and thereby the loss of civic virtue.
Currently we see the gradual privatization and outsourcing of the American military. Is that a harbringer of the decline of the American Empire?
Please be not sarcastic or smart allecky. This question is placed in earnest to elicit educated, learned opinions
2007-10-26 21:57:44 · 3 answers · asked by emiliosailez 6 in History
2007-10-26 21:57:30 · 7 answers · asked by Rita K 1 in Buying & Selling
2007-10-26 21:57:28 · 6 answers · asked by Adham 1910 4 in Egypt
CPU- AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 6000+ Socket AM2
Memory- 2048MB DDR II 667 Memory 240 Pin
Motherboard- ASUS M2A-MVP Motherboard Crossfire Ready
Hard Drive- Western Digital 250GB 7200RPM 16MB Cache Serial ATA II
Optical Drive -LG 18X DVD RW + Dual Layer (black)
Crossfire Mode Following 2 cards run in Crossfire mode for optimal gaming experience with maximum FPS
Video 1- ATI Radeon X1650 PCI Express, 512MB DDR, DVI, TV-Out
Video 2 -ATI Radeon X1650 PCI Express, 512MB DDR, DVI, TV-Out
Audio ADI 1988A 8-channel CODEC , Universal Audio Jack
Network Card Onboard 10/100 Network Card
Neon Light 2 Sunbeam Cold Cathod Neon Light (blue)
Case Alien Case w/ Side CPU Cooling Vent & Back LED Fan
Power Supply -550W Thame Star Dual Fan Power Supply
i got 2 videocard installed(512 mb each) crossfire
2007-10-26 21:56:57 · 6 answers · asked by hushhh 1 in Desktops
2007-10-26 21:56:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
im from philippines and would like to apply a tourist visa in new zealand..
2007-10-26 21:56:54 · 8 answers · asked by chinita 2 in Other - Australia
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