A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."
The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the passenger's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."
No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator all brust into laughter. "He's George W Bush!" they laughed. "He doesn't have any brains!"
2007-10-26 22:02:42 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one thanks §§§
2007-10-26 22:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
simply by fact the U. S. has no desire to confirm yet another 9-11 the respond may be sure- yet no longer out appropriate. The USAF may be ordered to patrol over the important cities in variety and to intercept the airliner. The combatants that is despatched to intercept the airliners might fly up on the fringe of the airliner and enable the terrorists be conscious of they are there and to reserve them to land at a delegated runway the place a hostage rescue group might desire to board the airliner. there isn't any thank you to board it in mid air and from what I surely have study shooting the airliners down became seen as a accessible decision throughout the time of 9-11.
2016-10-14 04:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by limson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old GW he`s in for some stick this morning ha ha ha V good
2007-10-26 22:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 23:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a great one ha ha
2007-10-28 00:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tnx for a set of clean humor.
2007-10-26 22:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another one it's funny and nice..
2007-10-27 01:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lol
2007-10-26 22:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah that's so funny
2007-10-26 22:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by ☮ klaudia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, funny! :p
2007-10-28 13:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT FUNNY
2007-10-26 23:21:58 · answer #11 · answered by sdjfhdkjsfgkuae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋