All categories - 22 October 2007

Question: Why are Natives so bitter?

Question Details: Shouldn't we just learn to forgive the white people? After all it's not like any of you alive had anything to do with the slaughter of my ancestors, right? I am so sick of hearing this. People ask me all the time why I'm bitter. Well look at the way we're still treated to this day, and why, and you'll understand why I'm so bitter. And when people think it's funny to mock my culture by playing Cowboys and Indians, it just pisses me off even more.

(My) - Deleted Answer: Europeans decimated native people across the globe during a relative short period of time. They have never made any real restitution. The biggest criminals, were the Catholic Church, closely followed by the rest of the Christians.

2007-10-22 01:59:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

if u hav a missed period, will u still experienced pms symptoms for tat particular mth like breast tenderness and mild crampy abdominal pain?

2007-10-22 01:59:48 · 2 answers · asked by puchiow 1 in Women's Health

2007-10-22 01:59:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

& Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

& Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

& Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of the Telephone

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

& Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theater

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Rugs/Carpets

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

& Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

& Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

& Brown's Law

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

& Oliver's Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson 's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

& Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

2007-10-22 01:59:14 · 5 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i get up around 6:40 and am out the door by 7:15, shower and all....

2007-10-22 01:59:10 · 15 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's *** and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its >>nobody's
business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH. hah this def sounds familiar!!lol
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
the geek next to
us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
profs/co-workers/boss or ahem alot of our fellow college boys should they be around
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.
21. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.
22. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call
each other the next day.

2007-10-22 01:59:07 · 25 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i have read the bible,fully,twice(unlike many christians I know) and yet I can't see this wonderful loving god that i keep hearing about,just something obsessed with virgins,stonings,sacrifices,genocide and eternal torture.Was there a prefix I missed?

2007-10-22 01:58:42 · 13 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-22 01:58:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had just started reading book, called Gothic short stories, and i was so deep in the reading that i didnt' realise where I was going. I used to walk when I was reading, going around trough the grove near my grandparent's house.The story I was reading is called " the fall of house of usher" by edgar allan poe.In this story the protagonist was spending his holiday in the haouse of Usher with his friend Roderick Usher. I read: ( The protagonist is reading)

" And now the corageus Ethelred began to break down the door with his stick.As he hit the door, the wood cracked a part and the sound could be heard throughout the forrest"

At the end of this sentence I started because I thought that I heard from some remote part of tha maison a sound just like the sound described in the book. Pheraps, thought , it was just the sound of the wind, and so I continued the story...

2007-10-22 01:58:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

MB III for Steven Jackson. (Private keeper league).

2007-10-22 01:57:46 · 3 answers · asked by 9iron 3 in Fantasy Sports

2007-10-22 01:57:37 · 10 answers · asked by MiMoSa 2 in Religion & Spirituality

could you give me a link to a torrent with the : SIMS 2 classic ? thx :) [or a site where I can download it]

2007-10-22 01:57:30 · 1 answers · asked by wintEr 2 in Video & Online Games

Barely...

2007-10-22 01:56:58 · 15 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months off and three good leads

2007-10-22 01:56:38 · 23 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am listening to Bon Jovi

2007-10-22 01:56:30 · 44 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

:)
baba: this one's for you, thanks for being around, really appreciate it. I pray that you will be happy and well :)

Life's good, let us rock the world together, shall we ? :)

2007-10-22 01:56:18 · 21 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

where would you go to?

2007-10-22 01:56:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

kicked son as punishment and promised to do so again if he didn't do as told.
has previous history of becoming violent when angry threatening myself and causing bodily injury while blaming me for making him do so.
told son it was his last option, as though he'd tried other ways to discipline.
all were implemented with anger.\

2007-10-22 01:56:07 · 24 answers · asked by bahabug 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-22 01:56:03 · 21 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Cooking & Recipes

Every once in awhile I like to go down to Las Vegas or Cancun and really have a good time. I don't want to come back feeling guilty for having fun. So, I have been granting myself what I call a "God Holiday" on these trips. When I do that I don't worry about what God would think because I'm on vacation. I just have fun and I don't feel guilty about it at all. I don't pray for forgiveness or anything.

Of course, when I get back I get right back to my usual clean and sin free life and go to church every Sunday. I just don't bring up with God those things I did on vacation. It seems to work out pretty good. And since I'm born again, I know that I'm already forgiven for all sins past, present and future. It's like an insurance policy.

So, if you have problems having real guilt free fun on vacation, try what I do. Have yourself a "God Vacation" and let what happens on vacation, stay on vacation!

2007-10-22 01:56:03 · 10 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-22 01:55:30 · 22 answers · asked by curt stuttgart 1 in Other - News & Events

.....waffles!!!

2007-10-22 01:55:23 · 19 answers · asked by Roxxi 6 in Polls & Surveys

One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen.

"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

2007-10-22 01:55:23 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my Venus is in opposition to his Pluto and my Pluto is in opposition to his Venus?

2007-10-22 01:54:55 · 5 answers · asked by Schmetterling 1 in Horoscopes

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

2007-10-22 01:54:47 · 11 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i want to file state eeo complaint!

2007-10-22 01:54:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleveland

2007-10-22 01:54:36 · 13 answers · asked by rank_peeler 2 in Etiquette

2007-10-22 01:54:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

My son and several classmates will be traveling to Germany{Frankfurt area} for fall break during the last week of October and the first week of November.....is there anything interesting going on during that time? They have one week to explore the country.
Appreciate all serious responses. Thanks!

2007-10-22 01:54:29 · 5 answers · asked by sugarbee 7 in Other - Germany

i saw some questions about an Egyptian meals and cooking, it had at that time over 19 stars,while hardly i see you starring AA,s question
(Israeli soldiers enjoy torturing Palestinians are we each doing enough to tackle this injustice of humanity)
would you blame president for the lack of your sharing??

2007-10-22 01:54:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt