One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Grandma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Grandma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Grandma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
2007-10-22 01:55:23 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star on it's way for you, bloody brilliant!
2007-10-22 01:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-22 02:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another good one Alan, I've tried to add you as a friend onto my blog. Don't know if it worked or not/.
2007-10-22 07:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-22 02:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by sfctranspo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - I laughed until the (crocodile!) tears ran down my cheeks (which is better than what ran down Johnny's!).
2007-10-22 04:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well said mumson. Yeah I like this joke, in fact I usually like all your jokes. hahaha
2007-10-22 02:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
sorry it took so long for me to answer. i have been kinda busy this week with work and trying to catch up now!!
2007-10-26 23:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaa...outstanding mate...lmfao
2007-10-22 02:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-22 02:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would johnny say the water aint fit to drink if he was getting the water for cooking dinner. Did you think we were stupid or something that we wouldnt catch on.
2007-10-22 02:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋