A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months off and three good leads
2007-10-22 01:56:38 · 23 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! ha! ha! amazing priest....stars for you!
2007-10-22 02:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-22 01:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finest joke. The teenager had prompted the priest to do something which would carry him to the confession box.
2007-10-22 02:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-10-22 01:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it. Good one!
2007-10-22 02:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good leads to what??
2007-10-22 02:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by Adriana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny !!!
2007-10-22 02:02:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny 10/10.
2007-10-22 01:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-10-22 02:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2007-10-22 02:43:34 · answer #11 · answered by Kimm. ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋