Here are things you SHOULDN'T say in these 16 states. If you think they are funny, I'll put up the other 34
ALASKA: Hold on...let me turn the air conditioning on
FLORIDA: Thanks for f**king up the 2000 election, you idiots.
LOUISIANA: Hello, have you met my friend Katrina? She works for FEMA
WISCONSIN: No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant
NORTH CAROLINA: What's NASCAR?
NEW YORK: I swear, 2001 was the best year of my life!
NEW MEXICO: UFO's are only seen by rednecks on crack.
IDAHO: Hahaha! Wait, say it again...you da what?
KANSAS: The Wizard of Oz sucked.
RHODE ISLAND: So...you're the anti-Texas?
TEXAS: Everything's bigger in Texas?...somebody's in denial!
SOUTH CAROLINA: I'll have a non-alcoholic beer, please.
MASSACHUSETTS: Red Sox suck!
NEBRASKA: Go husk some corn.
HAWAII: Yeah, my grandpa was in the Japanese Air Force.
ALABAMA: Who's Jeff Foxworthy?
Don't worry...I'm making fun of my own beloved state too (see Wisconsin)
2007-10-20
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