Here are things you SHOULDN'T say in these 16 states. If you think they are funny, I'll put up the other 34
ALASKA: Hold on...let me turn the air conditioning on
FLORIDA: Thanks for f**king up the 2000 election, you idiots.
LOUISIANA: Hello, have you met my friend Katrina? She works for FEMA
WISCONSIN: No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant
NORTH CAROLINA: What's NASCAR?
NEW YORK: I swear, 2001 was the best year of my life!
NEW MEXICO: UFO's are only seen by rednecks on crack.
IDAHO: Hahaha! Wait, say it again...you da what?
KANSAS: The Wizard of Oz sucked.
RHODE ISLAND: So...you're the anti-Texas?
TEXAS: Everything's bigger in Texas?...somebody's in denial!
SOUTH CAROLINA: I'll have a non-alcoholic beer, please.
MASSACHUSETTS: Red Sox suck!
NEBRASKA: Go husk some corn.
HAWAII: Yeah, my grandpa was in the Japanese Air Force.
ALABAMA: Who's Jeff Foxworthy?
Don't worry...I'm making fun of my own beloved state too (see Wisconsin)
2007-10-20 17:52:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll post the rest of them tomorrow.
2007-10-20 18:15:57 · update #1
Tennessee: Elvis who?
Utah: So how many wives do you have?
Michigan: I always prefer foreign cars!
2007-10-21 15:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by rob1977nc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Texas and proud of that fact but still you cracked me up with "...somebodies in denial!"
Put up the rest of them.
2007-10-20 17:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite's the New Mexico one, post the others!
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2007-10-20 18:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are great i liked the North Carolina
whatcha got for Montana??
2007-10-20 19:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooo what's the one for ohio say?
2007-10-20 18:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋