Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor.
By the time you get there, you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Where ignorance is bliss, t'is folly to be wise.
2007-10-19
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