Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are
talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor.
By the time you get there, you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Where ignorance is bliss, t'is folly to be wise.
2007-10-19 01:02:51 · 22 answers · asked by Lady G 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh, excuse me. Question: Are you familiar with the laws of life part 2?
2007-10-19 01:16:10 · update #1
A lot of this stuff comes to me through emails from friends with too much time on their hands and from relatives. If I had more of your personal emails, there is so much more I'd be happy to share.
2007-10-19 02:45:33 · update #2
They are all so true. If you have been waiting for your lunch or dinner in a restaurant for a long time, just light up a cigarette, and here it comes.
If you wait all day for a phone call, just jump in the shower, it will come.
If you have to make an emergency run to the store with no make up and looking like hell, someone you know will be there.
When your house is a mess, someone will show up at your door to visit.
When you have only taken out enough meat for your family to defrost for dinner, others will show up at dinner hour and want to eat.
When you need to fill up your gas tank and do so, the next day the prices drop.
Whatever you really need you buy and it goes on sale the next day.
When you have to park your car way far away, a parking place will show up right in front of the place as you walk to it.
2007-10-20 07:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All SO true! and
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you leave the house looking like an accident waiting to happen! ;-)
and the one about going to the doctor...I have an appointment on Monday and today I feel like I'm getting better...lol...but I know better!
2007-10-20 13:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! My dad has always called things like that Murphy's laws! He always said "They should've hung ole Murphy a long time ago!"
I want to add that Wilson's law (liking something and they stop making it), is so true. A couple of weeks ago, I bought two extra bottles of a certain aloe vera lotion just for that reason!
2007-10-19 11:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Starscape 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another great laugh, back when our city was much smaller--guy I was dating told me he had a biz meeting to attend---ran into a good friend of mine a few days later and she said oh I saw (&(& at a Christmas Party with a woman. My 8th grade teacher told me one day I was going to get both of my feet in my mouth at the same time and fall on my @ss. Been there and done that one. thanks ;0)
2007-10-19 13:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have some.
Law of Parking.
The space you end up parking in is always the farthest away from where you're going.
Law of Lines
The line you get in is always the slowest.
How true these are! Thanks, Lady G
2007-10-19 08:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
These laws are SO true, they have even been passed through
Congress! Ratified and written in a stone, which stand at all our our front gates! LadyG where do you get this stuff?
2007-10-19 08:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very wise and so true.
If I could humbly add, never call in to the office with phony car trouble;invariably, the water pump will blow.
2007-10-20 21:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laws of life 1 & 2 are so accurate.......I have experienced them all at some time in life......
Thanks for the reminder......Makes you really think about life and how things work......
2007-10-19 09:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will try and remember them but another law is
If you make a point of remembering something you forget it.
Well I do
2007-10-19 11:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by inthedark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have to remind myself of Oliver's Law every darn day!
2007-10-19 08:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋