I'm sharing, so please don't slap me for the lack of a valid question. Actually, "are you familiar with the laws of life" is a question. So there!
Law of Economics
The amount needed for the present emergency is
always in direct proportion to the amount you had
saved for a vacation.
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal .
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will
have a flat tire.
More to come...
2007-10-19 01:02:00 · 16 answers · asked by Lady G 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Why do I get the feeling, all those laws have reared up & hit me in the face more then a few times?
Thanks a bunch for sharing-FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!!!!
2007-10-19 01:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a good laugh---I had 3 men in the house wearing the same size shorts, I could always tell the mechanic sons from the rest, greasy crotch! Ha! They put a new roof on an old building where I worked and left nails all over the place, I had 3 flats in a row---lied about one and had 2 flats the next day. Add this one, you never drop junk till you are to damn old to bend down and pick it up. Also a wise addition, do not go camping after 60 and squat to pee, you may stay there. ;0)
2007-10-19 06:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by lilabner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of them are so true, thanks
I will add mine.
Plan for a vacation. take the time off and get sick.
Wait all day for a phone call, let a neighbor use your phone and the call will come in exactly at that time.
Plan to go to an outdoor event, and it will rain like hell.
Go to a dentist for a toothache and it will stop as soon as you get to the office.
Get your nails done and before the polish dries, you have to go to the bathroom and you are wearing pants.
You have a planned event and get your hair cut, it will always be a bad haircut.
Your seat will always be where you have to step over people to get in or out, and you have an upset stomach or a bladder infection.
2007-10-20 07:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! One morning my husband saw a car on the side of the freeway with a flat tire. He laughed. Then he walked out to the garage to go to work and his car had a flat. He learned a lesson that morning!
2007-10-19 03:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh how true. I have fallen victim to the law of economics on quite a few occasions!!!
2007-10-20 04:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lady G. That is also so true! lol
No slaps on the back cos that deserves and pat on the back for a good question! hugs x
2007-10-19 01:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
undecided if all of those are regulations, in keeping with say, yet i'm hoping you rejoice with. "the suitable laid plans often bypass awry." "in case you need to kick the guy in the pants in charge for many of your difficulty, you does no longer be waiting to sit down down for a month." - Theodore Roosevelt "you are able to not gain the impossible devoid of attempting the absurd."
2016-10-04 03:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. It's called SOD"S law! Answered the other one first. See what I mean!
2007-10-19 01:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
These are all corollaries of Murphy's Law!
2007-10-19 08:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wish they were suggestions instead of laws .... but alas, they are truly laws that must be obeyed.
2007-10-19 08:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋