A man suffering from severe hallitosis (bad breath) went to his doctor. The doc said, "look, there's no one specialised in Britain to help you... but here, go to L.A and find this girl, Merry Pupins." The guy looks at the name, and heads out to sunny California.
He tracks down the girl, who invites him into her house. Once inside she grabs him, sticks her tongue in his throat, and licks all around... She tells him to go home.
Next day, he wakes up with the freshest, minties breath in the world. Happy as Larry he walks out of the house, and bursts into song. His neighbour asks him why he's so happy... and he exclaims...
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"Super-california-girl-just-licked-me-hallitosis"
2007-10-05
01:51:24
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