A man suffering from severe hallitosis (bad breath) went to his doctor. The doc said, "look, there's no one specialised in Britain to help you... but here, go to L.A and find this girl, Merry Pupins." The guy looks at the name, and heads out to sunny California.
He tracks down the girl, who invites him into her house. Once inside she grabs him, sticks her tongue in his throat, and licks all around... She tells him to go home.
Next day, he wakes up with the freshest, minties breath in the world. Happy as Larry he walks out of the house, and bursts into song. His neighbour asks him why he's so happy... and he exclaims...
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"Super-california-girl-just-licked-me-hallitosis"
2007-10-05 01:51:24 · 5 answers · asked by Ryan L 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. that was funny!!! why did you think it wasn't??
oh well. star!
2007-10-05 01:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long, but worth it. But by not putting spaces in the word, Y!A has added the fullstops... so a lot of people aren't goint to get it...
2007-10-05 01:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cked me halitosis? Brilliant.
2007-10-05 01:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but good
2007-10-06 01:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, did not get it
2007-10-05 02:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Feather Hailglitter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋