Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their intoxicated state.
Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee. At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go behind the headstones in the graveyard.
As they finish they both realize they have nothing to 'freshen-up' with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of freshflowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon.
Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task-completed, the women continue staggering home.
2007-10-05 01:53:00 · 11 answers · asked by cmcconnachie2000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second."We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night."
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her bottom that said, "We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station"
2007-10-05 01:53:22 · update #1
I almost needed a new pair of knickers after that one ;) thank you.
2007-10-05 02:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-10-05 02:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by Feather Hailglitter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha LMAO I'm trying not to burst out laughing here in the office!!!
2007-10-05 01:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2016-05-21 07:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good
2007-10-05 01:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rings a bell .lol
2007-10-05 01:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good! have a star!
2007-10-05 02:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by claire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. funny.. nice job!
2007-10-05 01:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i like it
2007-10-05 01:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-05 05:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋