An englishlman , an Irishman and a chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to theenglish guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, “You’re in charge of digging.” Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, “And you’re in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.” Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the english and Irishman standing nearby. “Why didn’t you touch it?” he says. The both look at him and say . “We didn’t have a broom or shovel. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn’t find him.” Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the guy
. Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand and yells . “Supplies!” .
2007-09-30
23:17:04
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