An englishlman , an Irishman and a chinaman?

Question

An englishlman , an Irishman and a chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to theenglish guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, “You’re in charge of digging.” Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, “And you’re in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.” Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the english and Irishman standing nearby. “Why didn’t you touch it?” he says. The both look at him and say . “We didn’t have a broom or shovel. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn’t find him.” Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the guy
. Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand and yells . “Supplies!” .

Answer 1

lol thats good but listen to this.
an enlishman irishman and scotsman are stranded alone on an island for three years.Then the scot finds a bottle on the beach.he rubs it.Out comes a genie.The scot whishes for a betuiful mansion in scotland and 10,000,000 pounds
The englishman whishes for the same thing but in yorkshire.finally the irishman whishes and says "I doo miss the lads i wish the two were back here.

Answer 2

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman has a sword, the Scotsman has an axe, and the Irishman has a bomb. The Englishman throws his sword out the window and leaves. On his way home, he finds a little boy crying. "Oh, what is the matter, poor child?"
"A sword flew out of the sky and it landed on my father..." the boy sobs. The Englishman makes his excuses and walks home. The Scotsman throws his axe out the window and walks home. On his way home, he finds a little girl crying "Dear lass, what's the matter?" he asks. "An axe fell out of the sky and it landed on my brother..." The Scotsman makes his excuses and walks home. The Irishman throws his bomb out the window and leaves. On his way home, he finds a little boy laughing hysterically. "What's so funny, lad?" he asks. "I farted and my house blew up."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi stops and says "I think I'm in the wrong joke".

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman turns around and says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

An Englishman and a Paddy Scotsman both walk into a bar. the Irishman ducked under it.

Answer 3

Lame

Answer 4

Very predictable, but funny none the less!

Answer 5

hahaha
took me 2 reads to get that one !!

Answer 6

very old
very lame

Answer 7

hahaha

Answer 8

hahahaha

Answer 9

that really really did make me laugh

Answer 10

superb