So, there was a Baptist preacher, a Methodist minister, and a Catholic priest, all sitting together on an airplane.
A pretty stewardess ask them if any of them would like a drink.
The Methodist minister replied: "yes, I'll have a gin and tonic".
The Catholic priest replied: "yes, I'll have a bloody mary".
The Baptist preacher in a fit of rage said: "I would rather commit adultery, than take a drink!"
The Methodist minister spoke up: "You mean we have a choice?, I'm changing my order!"
2007-09-23
06:44:53
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