10 points for the one that makes me laugh
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2007-09-23 06:46:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, I'll tell you a true story. It's about my Granddaughter and me.
All my life I've been attracted to trash. yes, I did say trash. When I was a little, little kid, my favorite toy was my own brand new, pop-up garbage can. I can still remember playing with that can, and all my Grandpas' piles of junk mail. One night , after a rather late -10 PM - bite to eat, Kylie (my granddaughter, age 8) asked if we could visit one of our favorite dumpsters..at a craft and fabric shop. I knew that in our town, it was against the law to 'dumpster dive', but the store was moving across town, and I had seen several other cars checking out the loot. So, since there had been no sign of the patrol car that used to drive by about every 10-15 min. , we desided to 'dive' right in. We were so involved with our treasure hunting, that we hadn't noticed the police car when it pulled up. I was totally chagrined! My ky, on the other hand was still running back and forth. I told her she would have to come stand quietly by me and answer the officers questions. The police man said that she was too young to be guilty of any thing..but , as for me, THAT was another story. "why" he asked "Are you so nervous?" "I'm not used to being questioned by the police." I replied. "What , no citations?" he asked. "Well, I have had two speeding tickets, thirty years apart." By this time, his partner had gotten out of the car, and ducking his head to cover a b ig grin, he was slowly backing up on the far side of the patrol car. His young partner continued to ask me questions : What were we doing? Was I aware of the law? Did I know what time it was? I answered each in turn, and asked if I had got the time correct? He looked at me sternly, "Are you on any drugs?" he asked. "NO! " I ansered indignatly. To which he replied (straight faced, no less) "Well, are you SUPPOSSED to be?" With this last question, his partner just lost it, he let out a loud laugh and literally hit the ground on the far side of the car. Try as he might, he just couldn't hold back the laughter any longer! AM I SUPPOSSED TO BE?! Well..I never...SUPPOSSED TO BE!! Indeed!!
I still laugh every time I think back to that infamous night of 'Granny and the Kid'. And my step son, a police officer , really got a good chuckle when I related the story to him. I wish I could type it the same way he asked it... the was he stressed the sup pos sed to be.
2007-09-23 07:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister told me this one. Her, my other sister, my cousin, and my mom went to Whataburger and my mom started asking for some hot dogs,in the drive Thur and the person taking my mom's order told her," Mam, we don't serve hot dogs here." But my mom kept telling her that she bought hot dogs there a couple of days ago. When my mom looked up at the sign and realized that she was at Whataburger not Weinersnitchel (at 1st she just saw the W and assumed it was Weinersnitchel) She drove off driving over the sidewalk.
She also told me that one time, my dad was drunk, and jumped onto his bed like Superman, and ended up hitting the wall and making a huge hole!
2007-09-23 08:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by ashley yo :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-09-23 07:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by nene_boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Colleen, an old fashioned Irish lass went home and told her mother she was pregnant..her mother asked.."Are you sure it's yours?"
2007-09-23 08:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋