He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your thing is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
..............
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?
2007-09-03 19:11:04 · 3 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Jokes & Riddles
Or has anyone had experience in manufacturing anything?
2007-09-03 19:10:17 · 2 answers · asked by Ava L 1 in Small Business
i want know what kind of people are?
2007-09-03 19:10:09 · 8 answers · asked by Lulu L 1 in Horoscopes
2007-09-03 19:09:54 · 8 answers · asked by JiJi 2 in Medicine
what's the importance of moving toward a more energy efficient, environmentally benign future.?
2007-09-03 19:09:45 · 7 answers · asked by kokopelli 6 in Other - Alternative
My fiance is well educated but broke, divorced, co-parenting a 14 year old princess (oh, I mean daughter) every other week. His daughter is VERY rude to my son who's also 14, (his dad passed away 3 years ago, so obviously he's with me full-time). My fiance is hounding and hounding me to buy big, expensive home for us all to live in because "dating" (the going back and forth) just isn't working. We have opposite money habits, different parenting styles and we're both 57 years old. (Might I add, his dog is untrained, too.) Other than that, everything is peachy!
I need you to help me tell him that I DID buy a big fancy house (I've been "lying" because I haven't told him) but I don't want them to move in! (I'll be moving there after the 18th of Sept.) And, I don't want to get married. He has a bad temper, and he's going to be very disappointed, so: WHAT DO I TELL HIM? (Thank you!)
2007-09-03 19:09:34 · 18 answers · asked by LuckyEddie 4 in Marriage & Divorce
what questions specifically are asked to become an australian citizen?
2007-09-03 19:09:07 · 8 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Other - Australia
What is missing from history or social studies or other subjects that is no longer being taught
2007-09-03 19:09:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Standards & Testing
sunrise or sunset? Why?
2007-09-03 19:08:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
ON S.S. FOR HEALTH REASONS IS THERE A LIST OF APARTMENTS FOR THOSE ON S.S. THAT DO NOT MAKE 2 AND 3 TIMES THE RENT. THANKS.
2007-09-03 19:08:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family
You just spell:
B, E, E, don't you?
2007-09-03 19:08:02 · 4 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7 in Words & Wordplay
Hey I was wondering if anyone knew of a website that list all the different fetishes out there. I remember I did a project for my Human Sexuality class over a year ago and I found a site that listed the 100s of different fetishes out there..but now when I search for the website all I come up with are a bunch of cheesy porn sites. So any help would be appericated!
2007-09-03 19:07:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health
to go skinny dipping? And why?
*please and thank you*
2007-09-03 19:07:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swimming & Diving
There by my front door and porch at night.
2007-09-03 19:07:21 · 2 answers · asked by latina 2 in Other - Home & Garden
i want it to be healthy.
i do not eat bread...and dont plan on eating it anytime soon.
so what would be a good idea to follow to lose it.
2007-09-03 19:07:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness
Okay so we are 12 weeks pregnant and my husband and i are already arguing about names. For a girl i like
Myeisha(my-ee-ss-a) which means "one whis greatly loved" and is an african name, and for a boy i like Luchian. My husband thinks that because we are "white" we should give our child a white name and i believe there is nothing wrong with adding ethnicity to a name no matter what color you are.
And they both think that Luchian is a reference to the devil but everything i have looked up says otherwise.
Am i wrong for wanting ethnicity in our babies name? Is there really a such thing as a white name?
Lastly do you think these names are too outrageous?
Please no rude comments.
Thanks
2007-09-03 19:07:11 · 17 answers · asked by Wishmaster 6 in Baby Names
there will be one for mine, Johnny Depp is gonna play me
2007-09-03 19:07:08 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Tijuana
possible...???
2007-09-03 19:07:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Australian Rules
effection,attraction
2007-09-03 19:06:53 · 15 answers · asked by ady 1 in Singles & Dating
2007-09-03 19:06:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in MySpace
Don't you feel that freedom is becoming a nice word that lost most of its original meaning?
I feel like year to year we loose rights by political decissions, all of those decissions are theoretically taken for the good of the citizens (smoking bans, airport control, etc.). Doesn't it look like we are going to the point of those old science fiction movies were they showed a "remote future (like Stallone's Judge Dredd)" with laws controlling every aspect of the society to the point that living was the most borrowing thing to do?
2007-09-03 19:06:47 · 15 answers · asked by Don't worry... be happy 3 in Philosophy
... But someone else has possession of it. And you are taking it back, because you have the legal ground. Legally taking back what is yours?
Anyone know what word im talking about? Pls help me out!
2007-09-03 19:06:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay
who is written vedhaviharam
2007-09-03 19:06:41 · 1 answers · asked by r a 1 in Religion & Spirituality
He is 23 and has never been kissed or had a girlfriend. He hasn't even held hands with a girl. He is shy and spends more time thinking than talking.
2007-09-03 19:06:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Originally a neocon was a "liberal who has been mugged by reality." In that he/she sees the effect of liberal policies and the consequenses of the counterculture on morality.
2007-09-03 19:06:39 · 5 answers · asked by jonnyrotten 1 in Politics
2007-09-03 19:05:50 · 5 answers · asked by beautylove 1 in Women's Health
I have been seeing a man for several months now. He recently brought to my attention that once (only once) when we were in bed; that I had an odor. This surprised and hurt me; because I was unaware. I have had no problems and am very careful about my hygiene. This caused an argument and we were apart for 6 weeks. During that time, I was very conscious of myself; but never noticed any vaginal odor.
We got back together. Then I notice an odor a day after we made love, even though I had showered. I am beginning to wonder if it is a matter of body chemistry that is imcompatible. I was married for almost 14 yrs. and never had this problem with my husband.
Has anyone ever heard of something like this or experienced this problem?
I am really concerned about it and confused.
2007-09-03 19:05:50 · 6 answers · asked by Moonmaiden 2 in Women's Health
2007-09-03 19:05:48 · 5 answers · asked by xxbabycheekzix 1 in Mathematics
Maybe it's a stupid question, but I would like to know the answer anyway.
From what I've read, the earth is about 4.5 billion years old, while the universe is 13-20 billion years old.
My basic understanding of the big bang theory is that all the matter of the universe was compacted and at some point it exploded and was disbursed. Correct?
If that is correct, why is the earth so much younger than the universe? Shouldn't the material of the earth be the same age as the rest of the material in the universe?
What exactly do they mean by the age of the earth? The age of the matter? The time that it formed into a sphere? What? Again, from what I've read, the material of the earth (rocks, etc) are carbon-dated to about 3-4 billion years old.
Anyway, why the discrepancy between the age of the earth and universe?
Thanks for helping. Sorry if it's a 9th grade science question.
2007-09-03 19:05:34 · 10 answers · asked by blooming chamomile 6 in Astronomy & Space
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