He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your thing is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
..............
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was
always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up
after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."
She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good
cigarette after sex."
He replied, "But they stunt your growth." She asked if he ever
smoked, and he replied that he had never.
Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's
your excuse then?
2007-09-03 19:11:04 · 3 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my god.. the first one was soo funny!
i love you conan!
2007-09-03 19:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by niiice kitty 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peanut
2007-09-04 02:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Scozbo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones
this joke section is getting kinda ADULTE-RATED!!!!
2007-09-04 02:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋