Jim Jnr., goes to a restaurant & orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready & he is about to eat, the waiter comes back & says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours & he usually orders the chicken dish. The problem is, that this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him & arrange for another dish for you!"
Jim gets really upset & refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table & explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to Jim's table & says.....
"Listen & listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat & I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of it's wings, I'll break one of your arms!".....
2007-08-29
13:26:56
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