Two men walking down a lane holding a duck.
"I could do with a pint," one of them said.
The other said: "Me too, but we`re broke.","I know said the first, let`s sell the duck."
He knocked on a cottage door opened by a gorgeous shapely young lady in a see-through nightie. "Yes?" she said.
"Would you like to buy this duck ?"
"Well I`d love to but I don`t have any money. But tell you what - give me the duck and I`ll give you a f * * k."
"OK," said the man and they went inside and upstairs.
After the lady said: "Look, I really enjoyed that. Give me another f... and I`ll give you the duck back.
So they did, and the man returned to his friend in the lane. "What happened?" his friend said. "Didn`t she want it?"
"Oh yes," his friend said.
"Why have you still got the duck?" asked his friend.
"Well, I got a f* *k for the duck, and the duck for a f * * k and I`ve still got the f**king duck
2007-08-10
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