Two men walking down a lane holding a duck.
"I could do with a pint," one of them said.
The other said: "Me too, but we`re broke.","I know said the first, let`s sell the duck."
He knocked on a cottage door opened by a gorgeous shapely young lady in a see-through nightie. "Yes?" she said.
"Would you like to buy this duck ?"
"Well I`d love to but I don`t have any money. But tell you what - give me the duck and I`ll give you a f * * k."
"OK," said the man and they went inside and upstairs.
After the lady said: "Look, I really enjoyed that. Give me another f... and I`ll give you the duck back.
So they did, and the man returned to his friend in the lane. "What happened?" his friend said. "Didn`t she want it?"
"Oh yes," his friend said.
"Why have you still got the duck?" asked his friend.
"Well, I got a f* *k for the duck, and the duck for a f * * k and I`ve still got the f**king duck
2007-08-10 03:08:06 · 22 answers · asked by Montgomery B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Good one.!!!
2007-08-10 03:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somehow, it was cute..here's one for you
Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla is rather well endowed.
This fascinates the ladies. Finally, one of the women just can't bear it any longer and she leans towards the cage for a better look.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non-stop!
When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken off to hospital.
A few days later, her friend visits her and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt? Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written....
CHeeRioS
2007-08-10 03:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Worth a smile.
2007-08-10 03:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle
it wernt 2 bad
i s'pose u can av a star lol jus messin sure u can av 1
x x x
2007-08-10 03:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....made me smile, but not quite burst out with laughter!
Still quite good tho
2007-08-10 03:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tounge twister.
2007-08-10 07:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Funny! Have your first star!
2007-08-10 03:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
& then they finished the night with peking duck
2007-08-10 03:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well fu*k a duck have a star
2007-08-10 03:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by 8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-08-10 04:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, heres a star for you. keep them coming ;)
2007-08-10 03:18:35 · answer #11 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋