All categories - 30 July 2007

So, this is the thing. This morning I realized that I've lost my paycheck and I locked myself out of my house and had to ask my Grammy to take me to my brother's work to get the house key. I feel like poo and would like a happy, funny poem to make me feel better.

Can you help?

2007-07-30 02:31:09 · 18 answers · asked by Cinnibuns 5 in Poetry

I do. I almost ripped one out in a small tubing incident a week ago.

2007-07-30 02:31:09 · 9 answers · asked by Doobie Sister 5 in Polls & Surveys

I can't decide which is worse and I'd like to see other people's opinions!

=D Happy Monday!

2007-07-30 02:30:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My personal least favorite was when Blake was choking Alexis. Come on! We knew he was not gonna kill her after all the other stuff she did and he did not kill her. Someone with his money could have taken care of her a long time ago (like when she caused Krystle's miscarriage or when she kept Amanda from him all these years). I just wish it would not have been Krystle that saved her but one of the children instead. I believe he would have stopped for the children long before he would have stopped for Krystle. So now your turn what is yours???

2007-07-30 02:30:29 · 5 answers · asked by Hawaii4me 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man brutally murders your family before youe eyes, security cameras and a hundred witnesses. His guilt is beyond doubt.

He is caught and hauled before the judge.

He exchanges a few words with the prosecutor, who turns around to the judge and says "the State has no case, your honour. The prosecution asks that all charges be dropped and the accused exhonerated."

The judge not only agrees, not only awards this murderer with a life-long pension, but turns around and convicts -you- because you didn't pay enough to the prosecutor.

(o.O)

Can anyone explain this parable?

2007-07-30 02:30:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Wow what and icon..Rest in Peace Marvin Zindler you were a warrior and will be missed in Houston. so Marvin have good golf...good tennis or what ever makes your happy...you will be missed

2007-07-30 02:30:08 · 1 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Media & Journalism

Thats is why there poll number is so low.

2007-07-30 02:29:56 · 16 answers · asked by Jeremy P 2 in Politics

It's pink and square nothing stupid please

2007-07-30 02:29:54 · 19 answers · asked by MaddieCole 2 in Hair

2007-07-30 02:29:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

first, i'm 4 months pregnant. i went into work this morning, and much to my lack of surprise (based on the general lack of maintenance of the building) they had released 3 bug bombs off in our, maybe, 20x10 ft lunch room and left the cans there on the floor. anyway, it was obvious they failed to cover anything; tables and chairs, coffee makers and paper coffee filters on the counter, salt and pepper, the toaster...you get the idea. there's also no ventilation in the room, the windows do not open. i went in to put my lunch in the fridge and noticed them. i tried my best not to touch anything and i called HR, they sent me home until they can deem everything safe. i'm a believer in protecting myself, though, and based on the way this company handles things (ie: the maintenance of the building) i don't really trust them to deem things "safe". my question is...is it? what do you know about bug bombs? anything i can read? personal experiences?

2007-07-30 02:29:19 · 1 answers · asked by practicalwizard 6 in Other - Health

we've been together for almost two years now.
this past year has been good, but our first year was a total mess.
he cheated on me twice, he always flirted with other women, and he told me that he'd always picture being with them instead of me. which in that year, i lost my trust towards him, and hes knows that.

this year he hasnt cheated yet, but i always get the feeling that he is. whenever i try talking to him about it all he says is that he wont do it ever again, but he said that the first time too.
ive talked to my counciler and she's not to sure.
my parents adore him to death and i for one am inlove with him.
i'm just not sure if i can go on not being able to trust him.
but then again i do love and care about him with all my heart.

2007-07-30 02:29:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-07-30 02:28:46 · 5 answers · asked by Czan N 1 in Philosophy

2007-07-30 02:28:42 · 9 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-30 02:28:27 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My youngest brother just moved out yesterda and while we're all proud of him, mom's taking it hard, and to be honest, so am I. Mom has a condition so I take care of her, so its not like she's alone, but he's the BABY. I get choked up just thinking about it. it's like he's child, too, not just my brother. i remember his first day of school, i think i cried more than mom at his graduation! anyway, for people who've had their children move out, how did you cope?

please--no suggestions to replace him with a dog or drinking. we have a dog and we DON'T need a drinking problem, lol.

2007-07-30 02:28:27 · 24 answers · asked by art_child2000 4 in Senior Citizens

2007-07-30 02:28:23 · 1 answers · asked by kaylee t 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-07-30 02:28:04 · 12 answers · asked by lauren s 2 in Other - Music

Recently a local new report stated that there is a new pill made with iron and seaweed that helps lower blood sugar. Are there other natural home remedies that aid in lowering blood sugar or normalizing blood sugar?

2007-07-30 02:27:51 · 11 answers · asked by Benisato 1 in Diabetes

I used to want to live to 16 years old, then slit my wrist under a cheery blossom or peach blossom tree, because I thought die at young age is ultimate beauty------beautiful things never last long.

Now I think 40 years is enough, what about you?

2007-07-30 02:27:47 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-30 02:27:39 · 1 answers · asked by Effie 2 in Amusement Parks

Someone stole my passenger side view mirror (glass only). I've called an auto parts store and they said I need to replace the whole mirror casing. Can't I just replace the glass? Do you think they're trying to rip me off because I'm a female? I know Pep Boys sells replacement mirrors. Can I just buy one of those? p.s. Its a powered mirror.

2007-07-30 02:27:36 · 10 answers · asked by Kimmy 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

If next to the persons name was their age?

That way you could avoid all silly questions by 14 (and such) year olds?

2007-07-30 02:27:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

behind your ear's

2007-07-30 02:27:26 · 26 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am in Tokyo to videotape a project. A lot of the scenes would involve filming in public, with innocent passer-byes likely ending up in a lot of the shots. I've been trying to research filming laws in Japan, but so far have turned up nothing, besides that the director of Babel filmed in Tokyo without a permit, and the cops chased him away from some locations. My project is a lot smaller, involving about four or five people all together. What are the laws about filming like this?

2007-07-30 02:27:13 · 3 answers · asked by notsanpaku 1 in Japan

I have a painful boil in my outer ear and its ready for drainage their was pus all over my ear so i cleaned it off with a q-tip and when i touched the boil with the q tip bood started comig out i cleaned that too. The boil has not decreased in size yet. what should i do next? what can i do or apply so that it does not leave a scare? This is my 4th boil in about a year. Boils are very common in my family. Is there anything i can do to prevent it? I have a lyph node that is swolling does it have anything to do with the boil? thank you alot

2007-07-30 02:27:00 · 2 answers · asked by Best Answer 1 in Skin Conditions

They all hate America and are harboring Bin Ladin. Why spend billions more fighting them, sacrifising our liberty and more troops, and risking another terrorist attack? This is why God gave us nukes. Let's stop listening to the pansy's in the U.N.

2007-07-30 02:26:38 · 11 answers · asked by wisemancumth 5 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-07-30 02:26:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-07-30 02:26:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-30 02:25:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics