a blond,brunette&redhead.They run through a hay field, they come across and old barn."We can hide in here" said the brunette,the redhead said, look! theres 3 potato sacks one for each one of us to hide in.So they each slip into their sacks, little did they know the deputy&sheriff were right behind them. Deputy said "I know their in here sheriff, cuz I saw them come in".So as they look about they stumble upon them 3 potato sacks.The sheriff tells the deputy, go see what's in them there sacks, deputy goes to the first sack that has the brunette in it...he kicks it a few times and hears OINK,OINK,OINK,OINK! Awh, theres nothing but pigs in this sack!So he goes over to the next sack (the one the redheads in) he kicks it, kicks it again and hears MEOW,MEOW,MEOW! Awh, sheriff, theres nothing but cats in this sack! So the sheriff heads over to the last potato sack,(with the blond in it of course) and he gives it a doozy of a kick,WHAM! POTATO,POTATO,POTATO! Well,u know the rest of the story?
2007-07-07
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