Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p*ssed off. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift on the drive that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!!"
The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the drive.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and hurried out to the drive, brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral service for Eddie has been scheduled for friday.
2007-06-21
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