Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p*ssed off. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift on the drive that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!!"
The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the drive.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and hurried out to the drive, brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral service for Eddie has been scheduled for friday.
2007-06-21 05:48:39 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some women Just don't appreciate the gifts us men give them,
My wife passed her driving test a couple of months ago,
It was her birthday last week and she said she wouldn't mind something cheap to run around in.
So I bought her a pair of trainers from poundstrechers
2007-06-21 06:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What Day It Is
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived . Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
2007-06-21 06:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Actually, surgically removing a scale from the human colon is a fairly safe and simple procedure these days...it's removing one from the para-nasal sinus cavity that's tricky...
2016-04-01 09:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old eddie
I am pleased to announce you just won a star, hehe
2007-06-21 08:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman not happy with what she asked for.
2007-06-21 05:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, hahahahaha. That is funny
2007-06-21 05:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good, liked it and a star for you
2007-06-21 06:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't mess with a womans weight
2007-06-22 10:51:35 · answer #8 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I warned that brother of mine but no he just wouldn't listen would he. LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-21 15:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb, have a star.
2007-06-21 05:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋