All categories - 18 June 2007

If US and UK households emit much more CO2 than folks in countries like Brazil - can these less developed nations trade carbon credits?

2007-06-18 23:38:56 · 6 answers · asked by keaner 2 in Global Warming

martha lost her husband

she had him cremated, took his ashes home and poured them out onto the patio table

tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him

"Bob? remember the dishwasher you promised me? i bought it with your insurance money. the car you promised me? i bought that too. and the diamond ring? bought that too.

Bob? do you remember the bloow job i promised you? here it comes..."

NOTE:

no comments from slap heads who dont know any jokes

thanks

2007-06-18 23:38:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I m eager to know that what is the use of liquid which comes out of penis just before the ejaculation? If someone does not have this then is there any thing of worry?

2007-06-18 23:37:33 · 9 answers · asked by asli 1 in Men's Health

It was something about the control tower saying the specific altitude in meters but the other guy thought it was in feet; Or vise-versa, something like that.

2007-06-18 23:37:28 · 10 answers · asked by Vincent Y 2 in Aircraft

Three young ladies die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St. Peter tells them that there's only one rule - don't step on the ducks.

They go through the pearly gates and see ducks everywhere! It's almost impossible to walk without stepping on a duck. The first girl accidentally steps on a duck and gets chained to a hideously ugly man as punishment - he's so ugly she's violently sick when she looks at him!

The 2nd girl thinks this is rather harsh and decides she'd better be careful, but a few months later steps on a duck. She gets chained to a fairly ugly man - he's not as ugly as the first, but still makes her stomach turn.

The 3rd girl is really shocked and devotes the rest of her days to avoiding the ducks. Then one day she gets chained to this drop-dead-gorgeous guy. "What's this all about?" she asks. The guy replies "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

2007-06-18 23:37:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

after 4 years of winning nothing they reclaim their throne and David Beckham will leave Madrid with a trophy

2007-06-18 23:36:00 · 9 answers · asked by The Glove 4 in UEFA Champions League

Guys and girls- do you personally think big breasts attractive or unattractive?
I dont really like having big breasts. I'm thinking of getting a reduction. They are uncomfortable and when i wear tight tops i feel like I'm trying to flaunt it or something which i am definately not.

2007-06-18 23:35:59 · 11 answers · asked by clairebear 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-18 23:35:40 · 2 answers · asked by alsfnmeup 1 in United States

Here's one to start you off Sharon Osbourne

2007-06-18 23:35:18 · 15 answers · asked by Paul T 4 in Celebrities

If I train in Muay Thai for fitness reasons (no prize fighting at any levels and only up to 70% power in sparring which would happen occasionally, and I reach my 60th Birthday...would I be skillfull enough to defeat younger more stronger/faster opponents or is my skill limited to the peak of my physiology?

and is it all downhill one I reach my physical fitness in Muay Thai?

Im asking because they say Muay Thai is for younger people, which is mostly true, I tend to notice people doing Muay Thai in their teens early 20s.

2007-06-18 23:35:00 · 7 answers · asked by eddies_online_interests 3 in Martial Arts

I need a good portable washer dryer combo. Any recommendations? Or any recommendations on affordable washer-dryer combos in general?

2007-06-18 23:34:46 · 9 answers · asked by twiggy 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-06-18 23:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Whould you die for someone you love?

2007-06-18 23:34:22 · 30 answers · asked by KittyKat 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Are these worth money?

Signed pictures From the Phillies ( Baseball)

Tony Scott ( Coach)
John Vukovich (Coach)
Larry Bowa ( Manager)
Gary Varsho ( Coach)
Ramon Henderson (Coach)
Greg Gross ( Coach)

2007-06-18 23:34:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

It sure looks gross on TV seeing the players hock up goobers. It'd sure get messy on a basketball court if basketball players thought they had to spit every other minute. I wonder why the baseball pros think they need to show their lack of ethics. Well, at least they don't scratch their ***** anymore at the plate.

2007-06-18 23:34:17 · 8 answers · asked by sparks 7 in Baseball

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2007-06-18 23:34:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:34:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

2007-06-18 23:34:01 · 8 answers · asked by jaDe 2 in Men's Health

I called the state of Texas, and left a voice message for someone who works for the county planning commisison. I DID not include my e-mail. But, the next morning, upon checking my e-mail, I had an answer from the person I called (not e-mailed). She said that she simply did a GOOGLE search on my name and came up with one e-mail. I tried for one hour to duplicate this, and evern I COULDN't find my e-mail address. HOW DID this person find my e-mail?
Can anyone help? I am concerned that she found it, I am concerend that I feel ten years behind the times, in not being able to do the same thing.
thank you

2007-06-18 23:32:50 · 5 answers · asked by africanarts 1 in Google

ok, b-y-e b-y-e all you great people! 'had a great tym today...

since this is gonna be my last Q for today (due to asking limits), i'm gonna ask you to please star? and also try to answer my other Qs..thanks!

2007-06-18 23:32:48 · 25 answers · asked by angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

A map of a town is drawn to a scale of 1 : 20 000

A school has an area of 30 000 m^2.
Find the area of this school on the map.

2007-06-18 23:32:40 · 3 answers · asked by Prithika 2 in Mathematics

just a random question

2007-06-18 23:31:52 · 19 answers · asked by Bryan G 1 in Psychology

2007-06-18 23:31:15 · 30 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."

2007-06-18 23:30:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

200 years ago there weren't that many people With so many people in the US today why don't they take a few days or even a week to decide one of the most "important" decisions?? More people would vote they could fix any booth malfunctions after the first day and so many other things would be better. Is it in the constitution that you only get a day or where does that come from? It needs to change!

2007-06-18 23:30:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

and are you male or female?

2007-06-18 23:29:55 · 27 answers · asked by Arraya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:29:06 · 18 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-18 23:28:49 · 19 answers · asked by Brandi S 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I'm in high school currently and its not so bad as I expected. What do you think?

2007-06-18 23:28:28 · 21 answers · asked by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 in Polls & Surveys