Three young ladies die and go to heaven. When they arrive, St. Peter tells them that there's only one rule - don't step on the ducks.
They go through the pearly gates and see ducks everywhere! It's almost impossible to walk without stepping on a duck. The first girl accidentally steps on a duck and gets chained to a hideously ugly man as punishment - he's so ugly she's violently sick when she looks at him!
The 2nd girl thinks this is rather harsh and decides she'd better be careful, but a few months later steps on a duck. She gets chained to a fairly ugly man - he's not as ugly as the first, but still makes her stomach turn.
The 3rd girl is really shocked and devotes the rest of her days to avoiding the ducks. Then one day she gets chained to this drop-dead-gorgeous guy. "What's this all about?" she asks. The guy replies "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
2007-06-18 23:37:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent riddle
2007-06-18 23:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Blue_Bell 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant.
2016-05-19 17:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats soooooo funny haha nice 1
2007-06-18 23:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has now taken me ages to answe rthat is so funny. lmfao
have a star
2007-06-18 23:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
It took me ages to think of an answer to this question. Only 54 questions to answer now & I'll be at level 2. (I wonder what it'll be like?)
2007-06-19 00:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the guy had been to a duck-do
2007-06-19 00:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what were the ducks doing in heavon,why was there so many of them,is this symbolic of anything? do ducks mean something?
2007-06-18 23:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by crunchynutcornflakes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good! but why ducks?
2007-06-19 00:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by hannie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-06-18 23:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!
thats feckin' hilarious!!!
xxx
2007-06-19 03:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2007-06-18 23:50:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋