martha lost her husband
she had him cremated, took his ashes home and poured them out onto the patio table
tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him
"Bob? remember the dishwasher you promised me? i bought it with your insurance money. the car you promised me? i bought that too. and the diamond ring? bought that too.
Bob? do you remember the bloow job i promised you? here it comes..."
NOTE:
no comments from slap heads who dont know any jokes
thanks
2007-06-18 23:38:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad, kinda took it the wrong way and thought she might need a glass of water with that tho!! lol
2007-06-18 23:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If ronnie loves me like you say. Why is his food bad for me.
2007-06-18 23:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Paul T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! She deserves all those things, and he deserves the ********!
Very funny!
:)
2007-06-22 20:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao babe thanks for the laugh keep em coming star and a kiss for you ! mwah ;0) mmmmmmmmmwah x
2007-06-21 22:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that doesn't count as a b j. Don't you?
2007-06-18 23:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-18 23:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well blow me!!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that...only kidding...honest!
2007-06-19 04:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He asked for it!
2007-06-19 00:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad , dude .
2007-06-18 23:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by citizen high 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!
lol
xxx
2007-06-19 03:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋