Two Jewish guys (Abraham and Joseph) meet on the street, and they have not seen each other for a long time. One of them has a German Shepard and the other has a chihauha. Abraham comments Joseph on his chihauha. Joseph says, "yes it is a very good dog. My wife likes the lap dog and it is not very big so it doesn't have to be fed a lot." Joseph then comments Abraham on his dog. Abraham says, "yes it is a very good dog. if someone tries to rob the house they hear him bark and go away." So the two men decide to go and have lunch. they walk into the restaurants with their dogs and the manager comes over. He says to Abraham, "sir pets are not allowed in the resaturant." Abraham says, "I am legally blind and this is my seeing-eye dog. I am allowed to bring him anywhere i wish." The manager apologizes and lets him in. Joseph then comes in with his chihauha but the manager stops him. Joseph too says, I am legally blind and this is my seeing-eye dog. I am allowed to bring him
2007-06-08
15:13:35
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