Two Jewish guys (Abraham and Joseph) meet on the street, and they have not seen each other for a long time. One of them has a German Shepard and the other has a chihauha. Abraham comments Joseph on his chihauha. Joseph says, "yes it is a very good dog. My wife likes the lap dog and it is not very big so it doesn't have to be fed a lot." Joseph then comments Abraham on his dog. Abraham says, "yes it is a very good dog. if someone tries to rob the house they hear him bark and go away." So the two men decide to go and have lunch. they walk into the restaurants with their dogs and the manager comes over. He says to Abraham, "sir pets are not allowed in the resaturant." Abraham says, "I am legally blind and this is my seeing-eye dog. I am allowed to bring him anywhere i wish." The manager apologizes and lets him in. Joseph then comes in with his chihauha but the manager stops him. Joseph too says, I am legally blind and this is my seeing-eye dog. I am allowed to bring him
2007-06-08 15:13:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wherever I want." The manager looks at him and says, "I have never seen a chihauha as seeing eve dog." Then the man says, "They gave me a chihuaha!"
2007-06-08 15:14:53 · update #1
the punch line is----he is pretending to be blind so he is acting like he doesnt know what the dog looks like
2007-06-08 15:23:59 · update #2
it was a funny joke
but you didn't need "the punch line is"... part
we got it
lol
10 out of 10
2007-06-08 15:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
attempt this one: a guy became passing a lonely lane. a policeman got here to him and confirmed him a image of a criminal.he asked the guy if the guy had considered the criminal.the guy instructed that he did no longer.the policeman instructed him he became telling a lie and had hidden the criminal.the guy stated that he hadn't.the policeman did no longer have faith it and asked the guy to return with him to the prison.the guy stated, "you pass right this moment from right here.you will discover 5 lanes.you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth lane and enter the 5th lane.there you will discover 5 residences.you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth abode and enter the 5th abode. there you will discover 5 rooms.you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth room and enter the 5th room.there you will discover 5 cabinets.you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth cabinet and open the 5th cabinet.there you will discover 5 safes. you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth secure and open the 5th secure.there you will discover 5 polythenes.you depart the 1st,the 2nd,the third and the fourth polythene and open the 5th polythene.there you will detect a image.the image is of my mom.i swear my mom i've got not considered the thief.
2016-12-18 18:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the end of the last sentence you put an exclamation put instead of a question mark. Somebody might not understand it because of that. I thought it was funny because I understood it. I dont understand why they have to be Jewish though....
2007-06-08 15:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 6.9 - 7.5
I see most punch lines coming but it was very late in the joke before I saw yours.
2007-06-08 15:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me quite a while, but well worth the laugh! star!
2007-06-08 15:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good
2007-06-08 15:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have to explain them (and you didn't have to explain this one) then they're not funny.
2007-06-08 16:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-08 15:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-08 15:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i concur with the "cute" comment.
2007-06-08 15:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋