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Hey hey hey! Try this riddle!

I make giraffe's neck long
I make boys cry
Dirt hates me
Grass loves me
Buffalos dance around me
I don't have legs but I can still move.
Can you solve this riddle?

Good Luck!

2007-05-03 10:26:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why is revenue down from last year?

2007-05-03 10:25:38 · 3 answers · asked by alexxxx 1 in United States

Complaints made in 1983 were ignored, in 2001 the church ignored complaints again but police informed. Church cover up (no surprise). Finally in Winchester crown court he gets only 5 years for 30 years of abuse to young boys. Do you agree that if any church is seen to be involved in a cover up, the church authorities should be jailed as well? I'm so pleased I don't attend church.

2007-05-03 10:25:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-03 10:25:33 · 4 answers · asked by kiki 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

My moms a real hard head! and she won't let me wear make-up or straighten my hear til i get older! and i can't sneak it( my sister found it out the hard way) she always catches me! What should i do? And don't say wait because thats going to be imposible going to a new school next year and trying to make a good impression! HELP!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-03 10:25:10 · 15 answers · asked by luckyduckling688 1 in Makeup

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)

He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She does, and Mr. Gorill

2007-05-03 10:25:07 · 7 answers · asked by zoomddy2 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-03 10:24:48 · 3 answers · asked by Big Killah 1 in Cruise Travel

that hates radio commercials? :-)

2007-05-03 10:24:46 · 20 answers · asked by secksie scoob;-) 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 10:24:39 · 4 answers · asked by Ms.Social Worker 2 in Sculpture

2007-05-03 10:24:12 · 11 answers · asked by Gharbenz 1 in Environment

2007-05-03 10:23:41 · 5 answers · asked by B. J. 4 in Seattle

2007-05-03 10:23:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him, and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel. And if he could locate the bullet hole. he would even tell them what caliber rifle was used to shoot it. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument was going on. Then the hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on.

They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Spring Buck." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .22 rifle." The others could not believe it. He was right, and the argument was even hotter than before. When some started to suggest that he must have peeked, he said that he was prepared to do it again. He would put up all the drinks they had bought before against them buying another round for him.

So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in their car. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion" and fingering the bullet hole said, "and the rifle was a .308," which of course was right. This, of course, was like throwing fat on the fire, and he had to prove is skills over and over again, every time against a round of drinks.

Finally he staggered home, stoned out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one heck of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I did not fight anyone in that bar. So where did I get this black eye?" His wife replied angrily, "From me, of course."

"But what did I do?" he asked. She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced in a triumphant tone, 'Skunk, killed with an axe.'"

2007-05-03 10:22:52 · 16 answers · asked by zoomddy2 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do tell

2007-05-03 10:22:45 · 11 answers · asked by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 in Polls & Surveys

This goes for other belief-systems as well.

2007-05-03 10:22:37 · 5 answers · asked by Enslavementalitheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I just received an e-mail asking everyone not to purchase gas on May 15th in order to make gas prices go down, so do you think it will work, and will you participate in the boycott?

2007-05-03 10:22:18 · 51 answers · asked by Like Nothing Else 4 in Polls & Surveys

how many people here have converted since joining yahoo answers? i haven't i'm just curious who has. and what made you question your beliefs/disbeliefs?

2007-05-03 10:22:17 · 21 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Religion & Spirituality

My car has not started after it rained really hard twice now. the first time i jumped it and it ran fine. last night i went to start it and nothing happend so i decided to wait until the morning to fix it. I jumped it and it ran. once i turned the car off it would not start again and will not even turn the engine over. i cleaned the cables, but still nothing. any ideas on what the problem is?

2007-05-03 10:22:15 · 15 answers · asked by shredder 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-03 10:22:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

or are you more shellfish...???

2007-05-03 10:22:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you could be with anyone dead or alive and anyplace fiction or non-fiction were would it be?

2007-05-03 10:22:03 · 16 answers · asked by Dkid 1 in Philosophy

here are the algebra questions

9 + 12x = 81 , what does x equal?

31 = 8g - 9 , what does g equal?

2r + 5 = 21 , what does r equal?

(3 + p)22 = 88 , what does p equal?

56 = 8(s - 6) , what does s equal or ?

40 = c + 2c - 101 , what does c equal?

4x + x -2x + 3 = 54 , what does x equal?

2(n+3)/2 = 23 , what does n equal?

134 = 7k - 10 + 5k , what does k equal?

3z + 22 - z = 162 , what does z equal?

20 = m + 4 / 9 , what does m equal? ( m + 4 is numerator and 9 is numerator)

thanks if ou answer these questions if you dont want to give me a site where i can get the answers for these question!!!!!

2007-05-03 10:21:51 · 12 answers · asked by ~~ = ] ~~ 1 in Mathematics

With the price of gas rising constantly, in parallel to searching alternative fuel technologies, we should be looking at ways to develop public transport and a high speed train would be one of them. The French TGV hit another record a few weeks ago with speeds of almost 575 km/hour or 357 miles/hour. It would take a little more than 2 hours to go from NYC to the Midwest...

2007-05-03 10:21:48 · 6 answers · asked by king.louis 2 in Rail

2007-05-03 10:21:46 · 1 answers · asked by schnauzer2 3 in Other - Destinations

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/iraq/bal-vacation0503,0,1642136.story?track=rss

The Iraqi government doesn't even want to set up a stable, self-sustaining government/military/police force. So what is the point of staying there? We are just babysitting them and doing their work.

2007-05-03 10:21:44 · 15 answers · asked by Take it from Toby 7 in Politics

Hey,
Recently (last few years...) I have had veins showing in my lower arms and hands, never been bothered enough to do anything about it until now, but now am trying to find out why me, and only a few other people get this.

I find mine are worse then other peoples, especially in my hands (they look really creepy right after a workout, less so during normal activities, but still not great...).
When I leave my arms at my sides, the veins start to bulge and it looks really bad. Is this related to bad circulation? I have also noticed that this happens when I get hot too.

I was wondering what the cause of the over sized annoying veins are, and if there is a cream or something that will hide them. Anyone who has a tried and tested method and solution, help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

I'm 16, male and 120lbs. I've heard it may be related to low body fat, which could be the case because I try to keep in shape, but I don't want to try to gain weight as a solution to hide the veins.

2007-05-03 10:21:36 · 5 answers · asked by Dev 1 in Diet & Fitness

Assume the word 'favorite', please.

1. Scooby Doo ghost

2. James Bond

3. Hamburger dressing

4. Ice cream topping

5. Brady

6. picture of you

7. Hood ornament

8. Checkout lane impulse item

9. Lawn tool

10. Internet friend.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

2007-05-03 10:21:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 10:21:05 · 6 answers · asked by some guy 1 in Philosophy

How about asking questions about real Wrestling? With pins, points in take downs, escape, near fall, etc. seroiusly.

2007-05-03 10:21:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2007-05-03 10:20:55 · 14 answers · asked by *RA RA* 5 in Polls & Surveys