All categories - 1 May 2007

Could someone have given 'us' that impression? Hmmmm?

(Church-Lady reference courtesty of ~Morg~)

2007-05-01 09:48:03 · 29 answers · asked by morgorond 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-01 09:48:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I just noticed that my fish have ick (thats what I get for buying a new one at wal-mart...) I won't be able to get into town until friday and was wondering if there is a home remitiy or something to give them until I get into town(my van's broke and they can't fit it until friday...)

2007-05-01 09:48:00 · 4 answers · asked by pharfly1 5 in Fish

Well, go for it and vote.

2007-05-01 09:47:58 · 23 answers · asked by White Shooting Star of HK 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a betta fish and started ich treatment yesterday he seems to have more white spots today then he had yesterday is this typical or am I not using enough stuff he is in a 2.5 gallon tank.

2007-05-01 09:47:49 · 3 answers · asked by Mosh 2 in Fish

I am running and have no idea how to win. Tips? Links? ANYTHING?

2007-05-01 09:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by I Shoot People...with my camera 3 in Elections

Based on movie characters, except for the obvious; women like wealthy men with big houses and expensive cars, what type of men do women like?

1. The serious Casino Royal Bond type? Face, I mean.
2. The no-emotion sunglasses Terminator 2 type? Again face.
3. The cannot-lie attorney, like in Liar, Liar?
4. The stupid redneck "get-er-done?" type? (I hope not!).
5. Or something else?

My wife says serious, tall, dark hair, white, blue eyes, and rich!

2007-05-01 09:47:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-05-01 09:47:27 · 9 answers · asked by gm_santayana 2 in Languages

Ok, so there is this HUGE lice drama going around the whole school district. They thought I had it, so they sent me home. I got it treated that night, then was clear the next day. Now I have it again, in less than a week, when they shampoo stuff said it would last for two weeks. They said I have five nits, and propbably more, because I have such thick hair. What should I do? It's like right when you get rid of it, it comes back! I brush through it with special comes, use special conditioner, and shampoo. Will this whole lice drama ever go away?

2007-05-01 09:47:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

What are libras like?

How about the relationship between Libras and Taurus?

Anyone dated a Libra or Taurus before, how was it?

2007-05-01 09:47:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-05-01 09:47:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

So right now it is not on any treatment, but what is the best option for cats with FIV, the last time he was down like that was in December last year and recovered from his illness and gained a Kilogram in weight from 3.9Kg to 5kg. but now his weight appears to be dropping again and weighs at 4.8kg.

Take him to vet sounds very logic, not all of us can affoard huge bills, vets have the monopoly, just to see the cat would cost me over £50.00 plus any medications. The last time the vet reccomended blood transfusion that he said would cost me over £1000.00 and I walked away from the vet with my cat, and I prayed for his health and somehow he appeared to have gained strength of his own, but is not being active indicates something may be wrong again, so may be I can give him some anti-viral drug or antibiotics like the Amoxillin in no more than 50mg doze in his food. His mouth is producing thick saliva smelling foul. He is eating well, anything else I can give him to uplift his health

2007-05-01 09:47:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-05-01 09:47:03 · 8 answers · asked by heather 1 in Philosophy

Match 1 Answer with the Question.
1. Cell
2. Enzymes
3. glucose
4. mass
5. matter
6. meter
7. organ
8. polar
9. product
10. reactants

2007-05-01 09:46:54 · 1 answers · asked by Travell B 1 in Chemistry

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
>syndrome, including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, then the
>story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
>
>Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened:
>
>Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
>"something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
>"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can
>you help?"
>
>I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his
>bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking
>stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at
>the lizard!"
>
>Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."
>
>"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"
>
>I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't
>want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.
>
>"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she
>inquired, rather sarcastically!).
>
>"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most
>loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).
>
>"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
>
>"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she
>informed me. (Again with the sarcasm)
>
>By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I
>shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a
>wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of
>birth."
>
>"OH, Gross!", they shrieked.
>
>"Well, isn't THAT just Great! What are we going to do with a litter
>of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know.
>
>We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny
>foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later. "We don't appear
>to be making much progress," I noted.
>
>"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
>
>"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
>
>"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next
>appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried several more
>times with the same results.
>
>"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could
>talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my
>house?)
>
>"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.
>
>So we drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
>"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
>
>"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so
>cruel to their own young. I mean, what she does to me is one thing, but
>this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)
>
>The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little
>animal through a magnifying glass.
>
>"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.
>
>"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to
>you privately for a moment?"
>
>I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be
>okay?" my wife asked.
>
>"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In
>fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see,
>Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like
>most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying
>on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm
>saying, Mr.. Cameron."
>
>We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just...Excited," my wife
>offered.
>
>"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
>
>More silence.
>
>Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even
>laugh loudly.
>
>"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I
>married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
>
>Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that... I'm
>picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little..." she gasped for
>more air to bellow in laughter once more.
>
>"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and hurriedly
>bundled the lizards and our son back into the car.
>
>He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really
>thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.
>
>"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
>
>2 - lizards - $140...
>1 - Cage - $50...
>Trip to the Vet - $30...
>
>Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's wacker
>
>....Priceless...
>

2007-05-01 09:46:39 · 16 answers · asked by kuntree 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-01 09:46:33 · 24 answers · asked by a p 4 in Cancer

base on history

2007-05-01 09:46:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

My daughter told me this this morning:
I am having trouble inserting them and am wondering if I can put petroleumm jelly on one and see if it makes it easier? Will it give me an infection? I have swim practice @ 6:30 tonight so I NEED TO KNOW! I am 11, have a medium flow, and have had my period 4 times.

Thanks!

2007-05-01 09:45:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-05-01 09:45:32 · 32 answers · asked by Irish Lady 2 in Other - Food & Drink

THOS LIPS THE COLOR AND HER NOSE AND HER HAIR BACK THEN I SWEAR ANGELINA JOLIE BLACK SHE HAS TO BE A GIRL WITH A NOSE LIKE THAT AND LIPS LIKE THAT DOSENT LOOK WHITE TO ME !!

2007-05-01 09:45:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I fell in love with a married woman since last year. She is not happy with her husband who had cheated on her and admitted to me that she loves me. But every time I try to touch her, she resists. I have convinced her 100%, she is the one I love and if something happends to her I will take care of her. She told that she hates it when people touches her. She gets some kind of nervousness. Question is, did something happened to her during childhood that is making her like that or something that I do not get? I have been with so many women, religious ones, that finally was okay with kisses but with this one I am very confused. One time I took both her and her sister out, and I touched her hand many times. Later, her sister told me that she spent nearly two hours in the bathroom taking shower, scrubbing herself. I am confused with this girl, is she mentally sick? She is religious and if she follows religously she should not be talking as I don't call her, she call me.

2007-05-01 09:45:11 · 14 answers · asked by Shah_Ru 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-01 09:45:09 · 4 answers · asked by Christina 2 in Other - Society & Culture

God forbade us from doing something good so when we defied him we did something bad?

2007-05-01 09:44:55 · 20 answers · asked by hyungbinkim 3 in Religion & Spirituality

does the mind decide how we feel or do the feelings decide how we think? Is there a co-relation? and in case of conflict between the two, what holds more prominence, the feelings or thoughts? and why?

2007-05-01 09:44:54 · 7 answers · asked by x 2 in Philosophy

He does things to me in bed , that I think a gay guy would do. He likes for me to feel his anal alot!

2007-05-01 09:44:46 · 9 answers · asked by Dominique C 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

How would the rest of us know?

2007-05-01 09:44:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 09:44:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

2007-05-01 09:44:33 · 3 answers · asked by Angelia W 1 in Chrysler

caravan--it's parked outside your house

2007-05-01 09:44:33 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Polls & Surveys