I am concerned about my church. Lately, we have been blowing up far too few abortion clinics. What is the point of being christian if there isn't senseless and hypocritical murders? Also, my pastor has not been raping nearly as many boys as he used to. He used to be good for 7-8 sodomies a day. Now, he may only bust 1 or 2 nuts. Also, I caught one of the parishoners actually being nice to gay people, blacks, and non-christians.
Anyone know a good church where kiddy rape is plentiful, we hate everyone different than us, and we can go out for a weekend of killing people, because killing an unborn fetus is wrong. But blowing up doctors, mothers, and unborn babies is holy.
Praise Jebus, All hail the man who allows me to be a complete butthole and all I have to do is say "Sorry god, I sinned" and POOF! all is forgiven.
Now, bring it on fundies. Nothing pisses you off worse than the truth
2007-04-23
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