ok..so im on the toilet with my laptop. i do my buisness..i look over and there is no tp. what should i do/ use?! please help omg!!
2007-04-23 17:08:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
ok..so im on the toilet with my laptop. i do my buisness..i look over and there is no tp. what should i do/ use?! please help omg!!
PS i am HOME ALONE!! omg
2007-04-23 17:13:24 · update #1
This has happened to me many times. Here's what I've done.......
1) Find leftover takeout napkins you may have stored somewhere in your house.
2) Use paper towels.
3) Use magazine pages.
4) Go strait to the shower afterward.
I've done all of those before but I must say the easier one is using paper towels or spare napkins.
2007-04-23 19:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When there is no sanitary paper for the toilet newspaper was the number one substitute. Properly crumbled it became soft and workable and easy to the tender parts. But bear in mind that newspapers were not readily available either. Second in line of preference were exercise books and magazines. Again, properly crumbled, it was made pliable and tender enough. Some magazines had the glossy tough finish, so that presented a peculiar problem, but in the end it worked. On the way to the public latrines over at the lagoon, some picked up tin cans and removed the paper labels; again properly crumbled it was sort of soft enough as a toilet paper substitute. Now on occasions of diarrhea, a special tissue was needed, so moms cut up pieces of old clothes and made an extra soft tissue.
You might be asking what about girls? Same difference, man. They crumbled up the paper bags used in stores to sell flour and sugar, etc. Cloth cut up in squares was placed in the outdoor latrine. What about babies? Aha, they were very special. The same edge of the cloth diapers were used. These, of course, were washed thoroughly and put out in the sun to dry and bleach.
2007-04-24 02:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been in a similar situation a long time ago.
Never had the laptop.
Took under clothes off, went downstairs to get paper, used an old phone book, tore some pages into a suitable size, and used them as toilet paper.
Now we always keep an old phone book in the room, and we line the toilet before we use it with one or two torn sheets to prevent the splashes.
Being home alone is easy, no one to laugh at your predicament.
2007-04-24 10:44:49 · answer #3 · answered by DoctressWho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...i just love people like you! You have a great personality. Very funny!
I'm sure your dad has a newspaper lying around in there somewhere. Use it, and leave it to dry. I'm sure he'll never find out!
What i would do though is turn the laptop off, and rinse off in the shower.
Good luck on the next time you have to potty!
2007-04-24 03:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by iluvbabies84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-24 00:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by jodie_the_superstar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too bad you don't have a Sears & Roebuck catalog handy.
Or do they even print them any more? How about a Speigel
catalog? Or a Victoria's Secret?
2007-04-24 00:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by puddintain 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Newspaper!!!
2007-04-24 04:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by Margaret 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull a roll of dollars out of your wallet!!
2007-04-24 03:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by EJ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, so funny.
I love how people joke about this crap.
wipe your *** with a towel, or just sit there till it drys..
or hop in the shower and rinse your booty off.
lmao.
2007-04-24 00:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about using paper.
2007-04-24 00:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by jannsody 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋