My teacher talks to herself.Does yrs?
Yes, but she doesn't realise it, she actually thinks we r listening!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Pupil: no mam, not very much
Teacher: What are the small rivers that run into the nile?
Pupil: juve-niles
Teacher: If you add 3542 and 3085, then divide it by 4 and multiply by 6, what will you get?
Pupil: The wrong answer
Teacher: Bobby, I hav read your essay about your house and its word for word exactly the same as your brother's from last year!
Bobby: Of course, its the exact, brick for brick same house!
When does 5 and 5 make 11?
When u r stupid!
Pupil( on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to go to school today.
School secretary: who is this speaking?
Pupil: This is my father speaking
Teacher: if i lay one egg here and one egg there, how many eggs will there be?
Pupil: none
Teacher: Why not?
PupilI don't think you can lay eggs
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2007-04-18
01:17:26
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