My teacher talks to herself.Does yrs?
Yes, but she doesn't realise it, she actually thinks we r listening!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Pupil: no mam, not very much
Teacher: What are the small rivers that run into the nile?
Pupil: juve-niles
Teacher: If you add 3542 and 3085, then divide it by 4 and multiply by 6, what will you get?
Pupil: The wrong answer
Teacher: Bobby, I hav read your essay about your house and its word for word exactly the same as your brother's from last year!
Bobby: Of course, its the exact, brick for brick same house!
When does 5 and 5 make 11?
When u r stupid!
Pupil( on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to go to school today.
School secretary: who is this speaking?
Pupil: This is my father speaking
Teacher: if i lay one egg here and one egg there, how many eggs will there be?
Pupil: none
Teacher: Why not?
PupilI don't think you can lay eggs
star if its lame/funny enough thks =)
2007-04-18 01:17:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was that free a bit lame but cute
2007-04-18 01:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer in ordinary terms became into the excuse itself lame, however the developer became into thoroughly lame to think of anybody with 0.5 a strategies might purchase that excuse. Being a developer myself, i might truthfully have arise with something extra advantageous than THAT - ha ha!
2016-10-22 12:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by rosen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sure brings back memories.
I heard this one once
Teacher: Sean, where's Singapore?
Sean points at a point on the map.
Sean: Here teacher.
Teacher: Good. Now who can tell me who was the founder of Singapore?
Justin: Me! Me!
Teacher: Yes Justin?
Justin: It's Sean! He found it just now.
2007-04-18 03:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by AskQns 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmbo
2015-02-14 01:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by trap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha theyre good
2007-04-18 01:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool like them, thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-18 01:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋