A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for s*x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make l*ve for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for s*x are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have s*x on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our l*vemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her s*x craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
2007-04-01
05:06:22
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