A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for s*x, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make l*ve for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for s*x are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have s*x on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our l*vemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her s*x craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
2007-04-01 05:06:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."
2007-04-01 05:06:59 · update #1
Oh superb!!
I`m crying here!! Not heard this one before.
Hey send him round it`s today!!! lol
10/10* 4U brilliant!
Tink xxx
2007-04-01 16:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a typical male alright, I definatly wont be reading this one to my partner, mind you if i was her i would of said on days begining with S: Saturday, Sunday and Some day real soon! (maybe) lol i'm sure that would be enough =) he! he! another star for you Chris. =)
2007-04-01 15:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2007-04-01 12:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-01 12:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by davie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Typical man! lol!
2007-04-01 18:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lucky devil...I havn't had sex since 1957 and it's already gone 20.00 hrs.
2007-04-01 12:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a T for that one ( ten out of ten )
2007-04-01 12:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
story of my life ha ha ha good one
2007-04-01 16:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
That put her in her place huh?
Keep smilin'.
2007-04-01 15:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, although just saying every day is "today" would suffice
2007-04-01 14:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by alma_jolie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋