All categories - 28 March 2007

It was last week of December.

a Judge was surprised to find a prisoner charged for Christmas shopping.

He asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.

The Judge was perplexed - “That’s not an offence,”

He continued “How early were you doing this shopping?”

The defendant replied - “Sir, before the store opened.”

Now you know why he was arrested.

2007-03-28 23:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by SAM 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-28 23:08:01 · 5 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

I reckon it's the last 7 minutes or so of Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2007-03-28 23:07:21 · 97 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-28 23:04:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have taken it to the Garage and they can't seem to find a problem or even notice it. But there is definitely a strong smell of petrol always coming from car so bad you cannot always have the windows open - does anyone else have the same car and has noticed the same thing. Or is there something wrong with mine?

2007-03-28 23:04:12 · 5 answers · asked by Regina 1 in Citroen

is it safe to take paracetamol with antibiotics

2007-03-28 23:04:06 · 12 answers · asked by dawn 2 in Medicine

i have sent them £35 for homeworking package and have heard nothing

2007-03-28 23:03:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2007-03-28 23:03:52 · 4 answers · asked by ASH S 1 in Mathematics

I want to tgo from ISP > Router(4 port)hardwire > Router(4 port)hardwire. I am having a hell of a time in the "Advanced Routing section" of the router's admin page.

2007-03-28 23:02:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

its pink and its square but with rounded corners. on one side is an M on top of numbers 2540. on the other side it has like a plus sign cut into it. what is it? i found a few different pills in my older brothers nightstand, this was 1 kind

2007-03-28 23:02:13 · 4 answers · asked by Questrion 1 in Alternative Medicine

(I find Barney the purple dinosaur annoying!)

2007-03-28 23:01:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know this might make me look like an idiot but hey im still young what exactly is the holocaust?

2007-03-28 23:01:38 · 17 answers · asked by You dont need to know my name 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-28 23:00:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I like green eyes and dark blue eyes on boys but there hair has to be dark dont like blonde or ginger heads.

2007-03-28 22:59:54 · 27 answers · asked by Michelle 1 in Makeup

2007-03-28 22:58:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

i am a Hindu (a person practicing Hinduism) but i am interested in learning about many other religions as well.
i have already started off with christianity (i have read the gospel according to luke n acts of the apostles) i found various ideas in them similar to my teachings as well.. which further strenghtens my beliefs that religions are there to instil discipline in us and basically to do good..

i am still a Hindu by practice but would rather think of myself as a circular state (which means im open to accept other ideologies).

2007-03-28 22:58:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

one towel for your whole body.. or 2..... one for head , other for body.....?

2007-03-28 22:58:14 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 22:58:11 · 8 answers · asked by floatnfun 4 in Polls & Surveys

mah face is packed wit pimples!!!!ive done all dat i cud to get rid of it but ntns workin!n dats one of da main reasons i luk ugly!!!everyone says ud luk realy pretty if it wernt for ur pimples!!!im tired of hearing tat!!!!!plz help!!!!

2007-03-28 22:58:09 · 11 answers · asked by dj 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

(kfc for me)

2007-03-28 22:57:39 · 77 answers · asked by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 in Fast Food

can masterbating a lot make my penis not grow, wat can make my penis not grow

2007-03-28 22:57:00 · 12 answers · asked by mac j 1 in Men's Health

2007-03-28 22:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by jontey88 2 in History

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.
I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it

2007-03-28 22:55:32 · 14 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Like for after having a romantic night in with yourself.

2007-03-28 22:54:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 22:54:15 · 16 answers · asked by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 22:54:11 · 14 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

same as freud's "religion is for the oppressed"

2007-03-28 22:53:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

My friend in my Theology class asked me a few days ago for advice if he should drop a class from his schedule. He said if he drops a class he will still be a full time student but this one class will bring his GPA down because he said he has "a messed up teacher from hell", How does dropping a class in college work? and should he drop this class because he showed me his first semester transcript and it was pretty impressive except for one class. He said he dont wanna make the same mistake twice so he needs my advice. I said go talk to your advisor he said I will but i need your advice just in case.I said what classes your taking and what grades are you gonna get. Global Studies A- or A, Speech B+ or A- Theology A- or A and English B- or B and his class from hell Discover New York which he said he might get a C+ or even lower like in the D range. What should he do? Any suggestions?
P.S Joe, hope you dont get mad.

2007-03-28 22:53:26 · 5 answers · asked by The Punisher 3 in Higher Education (University +)

how do you cure sinusitis without using a nasel spray as i have heard if you use them to much they can do more damage

2007-03-28 22:52:27 · 15 answers · asked by dawn 2 in Alternative Medicine

2007-03-28 22:51:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles