It was last week of December.
a Judge was surprised to find a prisoner charged for Christmas shopping.
He asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
The Judge was perplexed - “That’s not an offence,”
He continued “How early were you doing this shopping?”
The defendant replied - “Sir, before the store opened.”
Now you know why he was arrested.
2007-03-28 23:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by SAM 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's so damn low that you wouldn't want to see it.
2007-03-28 23:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by jontey88 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 on 10
2007-03-29 07:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-03-29 06:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2007-03-29 06:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny! You should see Wal Mart when Christmas shopping starts. There was a black women who was knocked down and all she cared about was saving her friggin wig. She was being trampled on and all she cared about was grabbing was her 99 cent store extensions. LOL! What a drag, eh? LOL!
2007-03-29 06:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess he broke in the store and got cought of shop liftting right
2007-03-29 06:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by kimakimberly99 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i'll give u an 8/10!
2007-03-29 07:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Rock Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but a bit old-fashioned
2007-03-29 06:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by qrious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good "10/10"
2007-03-29 06:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by marina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-29 06:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! great 10/10!!!
2007-03-29 07:03:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋