"The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two-hundred, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel. "Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's g*nit*ls," inquired Gabriel.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Four-hundred and twenty, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.
"Of course. We did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The Lord. "Yes, O Great Lord," said Gabriel.
"No, wait!" said The Lord. "Scr*w it, give her ten-thousand. I want her to scr*am out my name."
2007-03-25
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