squash him...SPLAT
2007-03-25 01:33:06
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answered by notso_recoveringwino 2
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I'm not trying to be a comedian but this is funny. Pretend he's not even there and violently pull the chair to away from the spot, sit down and when he starts complaining say " Is that a cockroach I hear (or whatever vile creature there is)?"
Or get some bug spray and spray it on him then make a flicking motion and shove him off the chair HAHA
2007-03-25 01:39:26
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answered by Cathyyyyy_ 2
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That's what pesticides are for! Shake the can well, aim at bug, push down the spray nozzle, watch bug die, and flick bug off chair :)))
2007-03-25 01:35:17
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answered by by u 1
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I don't know what I do. It depends what happened in the past, but if you don't want him there, then ask him nicely to leave. If he refuses, get help in some way. There's laws on this I'm sure.
2007-03-25 01:31:47
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answered by hcolson2000 2
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sit on him lol.. you said he a size of a bug lol
2007-03-25 01:33:06
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answered by ghostwalker077 6
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Get a new chair and let someone else squish him...and watch!!! ;)
2007-03-25 01:32:23
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answered by Corey 3
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Ignore it to the point that it became obnoxious to hum.
2007-03-25 01:32:40
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answered by Anonymous
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tell him to get off my chair, lol..
2007-03-25 01:31:55
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answered by K 4
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tip him off!!watch him fall,lol
2007-03-25 01:45:57
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answered by fearless 1
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