All categories - 19 March 2007

Take it all away................

2007-03-19 20:14:42 · 22 answers · asked by The Druidess 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 20:14:39 · 11 answers · asked by matt k 1 in Basketball

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half wide."

Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"

Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . . 7 5/8."

Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

2007-03-19 20:14:35 · 8 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 20:14:28 · 24 answers · asked by buster5748 3 in Languages

it is about world cup of crickrt

2007-03-19 20:14:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

What are the options USA have in current senario to solve the problem

2007-03-19 20:14:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-03-19 20:14:22 · 2 answers · asked by nathan w 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-03-19 20:14:22 · 4 answers · asked by salvador m 5 in Internet

Im running a Game clan site, with a server in the USA.
with this server Im running as services : 2 MOHPA , 3 BF2, 1 BF2142 , 1 Team Speak

I wanna expand the game servers to Europe.. but I want to pay for a dedicated game server that I can control by myself and install the games of my choice. ( uploading the standalone servers)

Does any one know a good company that I can trust to do the deal ? Spain , Germany or UK are my best choices, but can be anywhere in EU

2007-03-19 20:13:56 · 2 answers · asked by Jesus B 2 in Internet

2007-03-19 20:13:55 · 10 answers · asked by I'll Take That One! 4 in Politics

now he says he has changed can I go for him?

2007-03-19 20:13:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-19 20:13:43 · 2 answers · asked by DEBS 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have written over 38 poems and I am really interested in getting them copywrited. My dream is to make pictures out of them and sell them. I have always wanted to give God's poeple what thus said the Lord. And the way I can express that is through poetry. I really need help on this. I live in Tyler, Texas and i need some where I can go to get them copywrited. I would also like to enter some of them in contests. Thanks A Million, because I believe God for the true answers to make the millions HE has for me.

2007-03-19 20:13:42 · 3 answers · asked by KaTanya J 1 in Small Business

what is a house wine? is it used only for cooking?

2007-03-19 20:13:16 · 9 answers · asked by vogue 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

its important to know who youre dealing with.............what can you find out about someone and how can you go about doing it...for free, preferably

2007-03-19 20:13:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Christians seem to criticise those who are not Christian without problem. I wonder if 'Christians' think that other 'Christians' are going to go to hell because they do not follow their form of Christianity?

2007-03-19 20:13:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

those who are intrested contact me on nadeem_hasan110@yahoo.co.in

2007-03-19 20:13:06 · 1 answers · asked by nausheen_dreemgirl 1 in Teaching

2007-03-19 20:12:54 · 7 answers · asked by alma 2 in Psychology

Some people love to talk about a person behind his back, not interested whether or not what they are talking about is true or not. They just blabber and enjoy 'stabbing" his back

2007-03-19 20:12:53 · 6 answers · asked by september 2 in Other - Society & Culture

How has Christianity, a faith based on the teachings of a single text (the Bible), divided into so many denominations?

2007-03-19 20:12:46 · 15 answers · asked by amber w 2 in Religion & Spirituality

"pulled" by gravity

2007-03-19 20:12:41 · 2 answers · asked by Dexter 1 in Astronomy & Space

other than hard coding into ASP, i would like it to display in Japanese characters. any websites that is relevant to teach?

2007-03-19 20:12:31 · 2 answers · asked by croWnie 4 in Programming & Design

my last month periods was 14/feb/2007 this month i got on 18/mar/2007. am consulting doctor fpr past 5 months i dont know am not getting pregnant. why? pls help me. meantime am reducing weight also. is this disturbing me for pregnancy

2007-03-19 20:12:30 · 6 answers · asked by mary m 1 in Pregnancy

2007-03-19 20:12:28 · 10 answers · asked by davewd2001 1 in Music

2007-03-19 20:12:20 · 14 answers · asked by isham h 1 in Marriage & Divorce

what is your favorite disney character from the movies?

2007-03-19 20:12:08 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

now he says he has changed can I go for him?

2007-03-19 20:12:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Timber!

2007-03-19 20:12:03 · 16 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

"I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has turned blue."

The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed.

"Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a thing to me!"

"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed.

Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too."

Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the idea.

"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the patient returns to the doctor and says, "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."

After briefly examining the patient, the doctor gives him the bad news: If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, the patient does not want to hear about it.

"You want to die?" asks the doctor.

"But...how do I pee?"

"We'll install a plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So the patient has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the unfortunate man enters the doctor's office again. He is very angry.

"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!"

"What?"

"Can you tell me what the hell is happening??"

The doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I don't know. Could it be the jeans?"

2007-03-19 20:12:02 · 8 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Jokes & Riddles